Adj.— something that’s wild, crazy, or unexpected
Did you hear everyone saying that Jacob cheated on Ally?
Yeah, that’s totally loose change
When someone’s personality is shifty.
Damn Phoenix is such a loose noodle he just can’t keep his shit straight
When a guy has a girlfriend or a wife, but he is still sleeping around with other women.
Michael: Hey, I’m going to see one of my hoes.
Jarrod: What about Patricia?
Michael: Man, you know I’m just running loose.
1. someone who has sex so much that their vagina looks like a loose mitt.
2. slut.
1. stop being a loose mitt and get off that boy.
2. your vagina looks like a loose mitt.
Damn your girlfriends got a nice tight ass but you got a loose turkey!!!
As you’re penetrating the ring that separates inner from outer from an angle that maximizes the gape of the vagina, prompting the inevitable “grrrrr Mondays” sentiment of the receiving party.
Dude 1: “Dude, Courtney could not walk this morning! You must have given her that loose monday!”
Dude 2: “Yeah, it was the loosest!”