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A person who is un-describable by words but If I had to put it in a shortened way, Jennifer Lopez is: a tremedously horrible mean goat stuffing evil perverted freak person. Also, she's my cute little Man-Beast (with a mustache?) I love her~! <3
Yo, that girl is a Jennifer Lopez!
Hey, I was talking to Akon, hes such a Jennifer Lopez..
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1. A coconut cream juice, often sold in cans. The main ingredient in pina coladas.
2. A dirty sanchez, quickly followed by an angry pirate, or vice versa.
Coco Lopez has to be the best beverage known to man.
I gave her a big Coco Lopez.
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An effect that happens when you fall asleep watching TV and wake up to George Lopez
Last night at 3am I got the George Lopez effect!
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Most known as the guitarist and composer of the experimental prog and salsa jam band The Mars Volta and his former 90's band At The Drive-In but also a producer where his projects The Omar Rodriguez Lopez Quintet, all of his solo artist recordings, and the new calibration El Groupo Nuevo De Omar Rodiguez Lopez are on The Omar Rodriguez Lopez Production label where he is again the guitarist and composer for all the music
Not only is Omar Rodriguez-Lopez a genius with his music but he is also the sexiest man alive.
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A sexual act in which two black males place three hot dogs in an ice cube tray (two residing on one half of the tray and one on the other) after which a gallon of apple juice is poured and frozen.
Then the the two frozen hot dogs are stuck into a womans vagina, and the one frozen hot dog is inserted into the womans ass (which when done correctly should allow her to cum apple juice) after which the two men allow the woman to suck them off.
Girl 1: Why are you so tired today
Girl 2: Matt & and his friend kept me up all night they were "Pulling A Matt Lopez ;-)"
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An effect that happens when you fall asleep watching TV and wake up to George Lopez at 3am.
Note: George Lopez is a pioneer in the 1700s, with a head like a Maltese.
Everyone will at least once in their life wake up to George Lopez at three in the morning, which is The George Lopez Effect.
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Lead guitarist/composer of that amazing prog rock/multi genre band the mars volta.
I want to have Omars babies.
Gotta love Omar Rodriguez Lopez.
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