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Fucking Losers

Everyone on this site

U r all fucking losers

by KnobJockey February 25, 2004

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Loser Dust

1.That fine coating of something that covers most reality show celebrities. Most recently seen on Tila Tequila and "I Love New York"'s Tiffany Pollard,it makes them appear to be unreal and seems to affect their judgment.

2.What must be on Meg Griffin since she has trouble being somebody on Family Guy.

3. What you smell on most department managers at Wal-Mart.

1. Tila Tequila has gone from erstwhile Internet porn star to pointless reality show diva whith her fine coat of Loser Dust still intact.

2. If the only atterntion Meg Griffin gets is from Neil Goldman, then she must have a fine coat of Loser Dust about her.

3. Joey was held back from being an assistant manager at Wal-Mart because of the obvious coating of Loser Dust he has from working as a department manager for so long.

by Dr. Freeze December 12, 2007

18๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


loser president

A president who wins the electoral college, but loses the popular vote.

Donald Trump is the biggest loser president.

by t pot December 7, 2016

11๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sexy Loser

1. By many standards, a sexually attractive person. But due too one or more generally unnatural fetishes and habits, is not accepted or understood (or liked) unanomously by the populous.
<see necropheliac, incestual, chronic masturbater, concensual deficator, etc.>
2. A comical and pornographic comic strip filled with characters matching the description in def. #1.

1. "Melissa? Dude, she likes to make guys eat her shit!"/"Man, that melissa is one sexy loser."
2. (opinion)- Wow! Sexy Losers is the funniest fucking comic ever! ... And the writer is almost certainly going straight to hell! That sick fucking genius bastard, shooting suck in reprisal!

by Supermanchild January 3, 2004

44๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


A Loser at Life

This is a person who meets the following criteria-
1. 20s or older who lives and depends on parents for mostly everything (food, bills, car, insurance, housing...)
2. Doesnโ€™t have a job or doesnโ€™t make any money and receives money from parents and significant other (volunteers to play in a band for free)
3. MALE- That makes female to pay for dates...
4. On drugs for unexplained โ€œmental conditionsโ€

5. Breaks up with significant other all the time for unexplained reasons.
6. Cheats on significant other.

7. Plays video games all the time.

8. In college for a stupid degree (Jazz)
9. MALE- Dates a girl but has never met the girls parents
10. Gets tattoos of video games.

11. MALE- has long hair like a female
12. Does drugs
13. Has no aspirations to do anything great.

Man, my sister is dating A Loser at Life but so self conscious she canโ€™t see it!

by YouCantDoThat June 22, 2019

14๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


alpha loser

An Alpha loser is a man or women (Redpill,PUA,MGTOW,Feminist,ect.) Who believe they are the head of there social groups or society and try to force there beliefs to others through multimedia outlets. They believe in bizzare sterytypes and often despise there counterparts (opposite genders,successful people,ect.) They see themselves as a superior while they can easily be spotted to have one or more of the following traits (low self esteem, superficial, hypocritical, delusional, obnoxious, ect.)

Guy 1: I'm a master pua, women need a man to guide them just now I went and got that girls number.
Guy 2: what do you mean you pretty much invaded her space while breathing down her neak asking her for her number.
Guy 3: the only thing you master is being an alpha loser.

Women 1: Men are such pigs, women deserve a better pay than them since they get most jobs and a upper hand in society

Women 2: you do know the wage gap has been debunked right aswell sell as every other thing you think is wrong with our 'man rulled society' stop being an alpha loser

by Your good friend Google December 24, 2016

14๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


loser shit

When a person or group of persons participate in an activity obviously reserved for losers. Their own mothers look at them and think 'f*ck I raised a loser'

General loser activities that contribute little or nothing to society. You don't need a definition of loser shit cuz you'll know it when you see it.

Person 1 : 'My friend and I are gonna hit up a Military Airsoft simulation, and then we're heading back to his house for some anime. Wanna join in?'

Person 2: 'No thanks, that's loser shit'

by -PabloEscobar December 2, 2016