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1/5 of the VERY popular British/Irish Boy Band. Hes known as the sassy one out of the group. He has a very out going and friendly personality. He sings like an angel and is absolutely adorable. Hes currently dating Eleanor Calder, a model for the popular clothing line, Hollister. Louis was born on December 24 1991 in Doncaster, South Yorkshire. Louis was grouped into "One Direction" with Niall Horan, Harry Styles, Zayn Malik and Liam Payne, by Simon Cowell, in the popular series "X Factor".
A gift from the gods;) (Louis Tomlinson)
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The hottest guy that could walk this plant and is also married to a guy named Harry Styles
Louis TOMMO and his baby Freddie are adorable
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a louis vuitton "rag" is a scarf, bandana, bandeau, etc. It is worn either around the neck, out of your back pocket, tied to your louis bag, or through your belt loop.
brand new outfit wit a louis rag, tied through my belt loop or my louis bag
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the black equivalent of David Duke
Louis Farrakhan called Judaism a "gutter religion". He's just an asshole trying to rile up black people.
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When you politely ask a group of women if you can pull out your penis, regardless of their answer you get naked and masterbate to completion.
I louis ck’d some bitches last night, I think they were into it.
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A Louis Vuitton bag,wallet,briefcase. Anything Louis Vuitton that you put your cash in and flaunt you money.
When I count my cash up and take it to the club, you better believe its overflowing in my Louis bag.
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The Greater St. Louis Area is the only urbanized area in the state of Missouri. (NOT MIZ-UR-AH!) There are NO farms in the area short of the tourist-y places like Grant's Farm, but even that is at least a fifteen min. drive from the city. Essentially, the entire Jewish population of Missouri lives in the suburbs of St. Louis and surrounding areas like University City,(aka U City, or Jew City.) Once you are half and hour's drive from St. Louis, the trailers get bigger, the trucks get bigger, and the people get bigger, and congratulations, you're officially in MIZ-UR-AH, the redneck part of the state.
You Know You're From Miz-ur-ah When...
-Everyone in your family has been on a "Float trip."
-"Vacation" means driving to Silver Dollar City, Worlds of Fun or Six Flags.
-Down south to you means Arkansas.
-The phrase, "I'm going to the Lake this weekend," can mean only one thing.
-You know what "Party Cove" is.
-You think Missouri is pronounced with an "ah" at the end.
-You know in your heart that Mizzou can beat Nebraska in football.
-You think I-44 is spelled "foarty-foar." (St. Louis Only)
-You'll pay for your kids to go to college unless they want to go to KU.
-You know that Concordia is halfway between Kansas City and Columbia, and Columbia is halfway between St. Louis and Kansas City, and Warrenton outlet mall is halfway between Columbia and St. Louis.
-You can't think of anything better than sitting on the porch in the middle of the summer during a thunderstorm.
-You know that Harry S. Truman, Walt Disney and Mark Twain are all from Missouri.
-You know what "cow tipping" or "Possum Kicking" is.
-You think "frog gigging" should be an Olympic sport.
-You think Imo's is larger than Pizza Hut.
-You can tell the difference between a horse and a cow from a distance.
-You don't put too much effort into hairstyles due to wind and weather.
-There's a tornado warning and the whole town is outside watching for it.
-The local gas station sells live bait.
-Little smokies are something you serve on special occasions.
-All your radio preset buttons are country.
-You know enough to get your driving done early on Sundays before the Sunday drivers come out.
-You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Missouri.
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