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A maneuver in which a female reaches between a man's legs from behind in a attempt to cup a feel of said man's cock. This is an attempt to see if the man "measures up" to her standards.
Michelle: "Jewel has reverse jiffy lubed almost every guy at the bar. Seems like only Rod fit the bill."
Sandy: "What a whore"
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When you rub pre-cum on a chicks labials right before you cum
The act of finding a broken (or even working) iPod and droping it in a bucket of lube then switching it to vibrate ( if possible ) and either shoving it up your vag (or your girlfriends) to pleasure yourself or others.
Guy: Last night i gave my partner an awesome apple lube pod with my iPhone while it was on vibrate. She loved it and i can still smell her pussy whenever someone calls me!
Guy 2 : Awesome bro !
Poor Man's Lube is when a guy spits on his hand to get his girl wet. He's too lazy to get her worked up and too cheap to actually buy real lube.
Girl...I was with this guy last night. Things seemed like they were getting hot. Then he pulled out some Poor Man's Lube. I had to dip. Ew
When morning penetration is effortless due to the slather of lube that has remained in one or more orifices since the night before.
I was supposed to be preparing for my job in the morning, but it was way too easy to just roll onto my side and slide into the lubed up leftovers from last night.
using applesauce to lube up da painstick!
next time you eat her out you will get 4 grams of sugar too to keep you going for hours and hours! It is delicious and nutricious!
mom where did you put my lunch???
i dunno hun but you better nube lube it up for after lunch
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Where a very unnatractive emo male falls in love with a ramp tramp causing them to fall in love with them, then cheat on the bitch, because her best mate has six toes.
Louie: Hey terry was lubing the pickle last night.
Sam: Lol who with?
Louie: That Leah Sket ;
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