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Luke Is Sexy

by mjkh April 9, 2019

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Luke

No words could describe how amazing this person is. With curly hair and fantastic musician skills, it’s hard not to be head over heals for this guy. He is adventurous, daring, trouble maker at times, but the best boy friend you could have. He would do anything for the people he loves. He is the best person to do activities with. They are alway 10x better when you do them with him.

Wow, Luke's perfect! You are so lucky!

by Flower power owl June 23, 2018

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Luke

Luke is a beautiful human being. He might be shy and he kind of keeps his feelings closed off to the world but he’s such a sweetheart. Luke probably plays LAX or football. He’s got a gorgeous smile and he’s probably a brunette (and absolutely gorgeous, so...) He’s insecure about himself and his talents at times and he hardly believes anyone who tries to tell him otherwise. He’s extremely smart, but he may lack a bit of common sense at times...

Girl: Oh my god, y/n, it’s Luke.
Y/n: Oh shoot, he’s cute. He’d never go for me though.

Girl: Yes he would. Look, he’s walking up to you ahhhhh
Luke: Hi, y/n *brings out flowers* Hoco?

by MTNerd23 September 1, 2019

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Luke

A fairly decent man. Not too bad of a guy. Normally christian and upper middle class. He gets ridiculed for his lack of size. Often makes the joke “quality over quantity”. However, this is not a joke.

“Oh, you slept with Luke last night. I heard he has a small penis.”

by Hotsoccermom17 June 4, 2021

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Luke

Luke is a stupid idiot. He will correct almost every speeling mistake you make, he will over react to minor things, he can be selfish and arogant, he will never admit that he is wrong, he will say things that are very hurtful when his emotions are high, he tends to push away people once they get close to him, and he will stupidly ruin his relationships with thoes people. All of this and more shows how bad a Lukes can be. You might be thinking to your self “why would anyone want to deal with that” and the truth is not many people do but here are some reasons why one might. Once close to a Luke he will do anything in his power to make you happy whether that be: trinkets or texts. Luke’s are also one of the most loyal mammals out there, and although Luke’s are generally pretty camera shy and unphotogenic they will take as many photos possible of loved ones. Other sweet deals that come with Luke are professional knuckle cracker, shoulder masseuse extrordanair, science lab partner, wii play partner, beer pong opponent, ear nibbler expert, chauffeur, alcohol obtainer, and holds the world record for most raspberries caught in the mouth,They even come in big and little spoon!
So as you can see Luke’s are to say the least very unique. They will push people away in defence of opening up, and even tho it is not an excuse, it is because its there biggest fear. So in the end you have to decide is a Luke the right option for you?

Man that Luke there really fucked up

by 1uck1est guy 1n the world August 25, 2018

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Luke

The guy that always tries to be funny with his horrendous sense of humor. Some may even say he is a sweaty try hard. Others bow down and worship. While a Luke may come off as a moronic douchebag, you can always find him caring about others and so sentimental. He practically cries himself to sleep every night. Although a Luke can be known to be a great tongue throated, he is terrible in bed. You might as well fuck a goat

Person 1: “Bro, did you hear that farm animal bellowing like a bitch last night?”
Me: “It was probably Luke, let’s be honest

by YoitsMJBerkeley February 15, 2018

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Luke

Luke is always known as the hottest and most popular boy in his grade. He is a player and it seems that all the girls like him. He really knows how to bring on the charm when talking to girls even if it’s a girl that he doesn’t like. Luke can also be a dick at times but for some reason literally no one cares. He also has big feet, and you know what they say.😉

Every girl 1: omg Luke is sooooo hot😍
Every girl 2: omg yeah! I think I’m going to ask him out!😍🥰😘
Every other girl: 😭

by December 24th December 8, 2018

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