Daddy Mitch

A homeschool kid that is bad at rocket league, sweats on apex legends, wears a swimshirt in the pool, eats peanut butter, touches other dudes thighs and is a strange cookie.

Hey Bro have you met Daddy Mitch yet, hes a retard.

Pulling a Mitch

Dating/hitting on females wayy younger than you

Joe: Wow she's hot!
Devin: Dude.. She's like 9 .. Stop pulling a Mitch

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mitch briggs

a pig fucking dog

did u see mitch briggs fucking his pig

Mitch dowdell

Mitch dowdell is the definition of a Fag with very large teeth. A Mitch dowdell would be considered part horse or even semi elephant with his huge teeth. Mitch dowdells like to have sex with men in their large diesel trucks while listening to Florida Georgia line with there hats turned backwards smoking a blunt.

Trace: did you see that Mitch dowdell over there?

Kobe: Gross!!?

Mitch Tit

Mitch Tit: a Man with very large front and side boobs bigger than even regular bitch tit

Damn, even Grammy's brassiere can't hold back Mitch Tit!

mitch mcconnell

swag daddy

“i look like a turtle”
“omg ur such a mitch mcconnell”

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Mitch Bwade

a remix to mitch bade; simply meaning, bitch made

one who acts like a bitch or does bitch like actions

i'm almost to ur house
i'm not at home
well did u still need a ride?
nah
that's mitch bwade

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