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Dumb TV shows for skaterpreps who like to stare at things and stop thinking.
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a television network that claims to play music and once upon a time did, but now they just have shows to make people feel insucure and worthless unless they are perfect and popular. they aren't even about music (as their name claims to be) any more. people think that it is aimed for people in their teens, but now their are little 10 year olds watching and being brain washed into thinking that is how they should act to be "popular". basically it evil and corruptive, and don't watch!
10 year old girl: "i was watching MTV last night and they got all drunk and crazy on The Real World, so i decided to try by drinking way too much alcohol and getting into fights"
god: "so that is how you died"
13👍 5👎
What ruined music. MTV killed jazz, murdered rock, raped hip hop, and brought emo from the underground to the mainstream (the equivalent of unleashing the black plague). Tells you to stick it to the man while MTV is a corporate organization, (i.e. "the man" in its truest form).
The only good thing that came from MTV was Jackass
13👍 5👎
A tv station that used to play music for rebals who hate pop and rap music (a.k.a. punk), but changed its music style to pop and rap to brain wash teens and people in their 20's to listen and buy pop/rap albums. basically music suicide. also plays a bunch of reality shows (the newlyweds , the real world, etc.) cartoons (bevis and butthead) skater/'punk*yeah right*' shows (viva la bam, punk'd, jackass, etc.) they shouldn't have changed their music style, cuz now they just play a bunch of has-been bands, sell-outs, rap crap, and pop. meh. stick to vh1 or maybe the radio, unless you actually like the music they play (like a kagillion other people)
becca:omg, chris! did you see the viva la bam where bam wrecked don veto's car?
chris: yeah, dude, thats like every episode!
becca: i know, but still. bam is so hot! i love skaters. they're so popular!
chris: duh.
21👍 10👎
A shortened name for the channel, Music Television.
Despite it's name, it does not play any music most of the time.
On the off chance that it does play music, the music that it plays is completely overrated and brainwashes little pre teen white kids to think that they are ghetto.
music such as Soulja Boy, Kanye West, and Lil Wayne are shown on MTV. All suck major tate.
12👍 4👎
1. 24/7 showing of fucktard reality shows, depicting pretty white teenagers with problems, having only one 30 minute interval of actual music.
2. Satan
Person 1: Wow, the cable's out and the only channel that will work is...MTV.
Person 2: God damnit.
11👍 4👎
Megacorporate Television. They don't have any actual artists, only talentless whores like Britney Spears and My Chemical Romance.
16👍 8👎