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The most annoying person at your party; a succubus or incubus. These pervasive hipsters enjoy a luxuriant lifestyle in academia and urban environments where Mac zealots are hesitantly tolerated at great expense to the government or their parents. Grudgingly, this person runs Microsoft to make the tool functional, but still hopes the silver or white finish and bubble sounds can increase the production of pheromones. Social experiment studies have shown that subjects believe more pheromones exist in the presence of the Mac devices; although chemical studies have a proven a lack of desirability and a decrease in mojo levels. It is this inversely proportional trend of narcissism and actual desirability that most researchers conclude is a source of their quietly abrasive, soul sucking personalities. The group was a splinter group from the Satan worshiping sexually deviant Freebsd zealots. Mac zealots pay thousands of dollars to the mothership for new biofeedback devices and self help courses over ten to twenty years before the founders of the order reveal it is actually a satanic cult with roots in the biblical Garden of Eden. Their marriage ritual is often performed in rockabilly, retro, metro, or swing themes, but many observers report it is actually often quite boring and lubricated with bottom shelf liquor.
"That mac zealot in the turtleneck has followed me around all night. I think he is in rut."
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A type of Automated Teller Machine (ATM) produced under the brand-name MAC, usually displaying this logo on the "idle" screen with each of the letters made up of smaller letters.
I have enough money but not enough cash - let me stop at the MAC machine and withdraw some.
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A fanatical advocate for Apple MacIntosh Computers.
1)There are no moderate Mac advocates, only Mac Nazis.
2)The Mac Nazis would love to rid the world of everything related to Microsoft.
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Derived from jacking off
When mac users brag about how having a mac is so much better than having a pc. They may boast less viruses, reliability, and how macs are for the regular guy while pc's are for the computer nerd.
person 1: dude I can't believe how much Mr. X and Mr. Y were maccing off back there, they don't even realize how much macs rape you, they're such tools sometimes.
person 2: I know I didn't want to say anything they were so passionate, you could get something just as good or better for half the cost of a mac, the only reason why you get less viruses is because having a mac limits your access to many services PC's allow you to use. In a sense yeah it does mean less viruses but your cutting your capabilities and risking yourself a higher crash rate.
person 1: oh well, let it go man, look at it this way while you're using your torrents they are using Itunes.
person 2: good point, thanks for the reassurance
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Alex bought a cheap @#$ MAC-11 because he couldn't afford the more refined and respected IMI Uzi.
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The act of consuming considerable amounts of liquor and launching ones self onto a unsuspecting person to make out with them usually in front of a large crowd.
Slangs: Macked, Mac all night, Ronnie macked
"Yo man! catch that guy Mac attacking those chicks!"
"Bro, hes pretty much my hero"
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Bay area rapper born and raised in San Francisco, CA. Most famously made a run on Americas most followin Mac Dre & Fat Tone's murders. Minister who is currently in Jail is believed to had murdered Fat Tone who was believed to have murdered Mac Dre. It is thought that "Min" killed Tone in Tone's home town of Kansas City and disposed of the body at a Las Vegas contruction site where the body was later found. From there Minister drove to Vallejo, California burnt the vehicle in which he is believe to have held the body of Fat Tone and returned to San Francisco. Following an apperance on America's most wanted Mac Minister was arrested in the Hunterz Point district of the City. Minister in the past had been featured on albums of those of the Cash Money Millionaires, E-40, The Game, Snoop Dogg and many others.
Free Mac Minister. Thizz in Paradise Mac Dre. Rest in Piss Fat Tone
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