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The guy who sits in the office pretending to work all day, that bitches at you for not getting shit done. His main job is to make sure the coffee pot is full, and to remind you that he has "been there, done that."
The Plant Manager of Praxair Dist.
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your here because your stupid ass sister's Grace and Ava wont stop distracting you
I need grace and ava to stfu (DISTRACTION MANAGMENT)
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A company designed for managing the amount of failure in the world there is. Invented by Steven He in 2020.
Steven He: Do you know where the failure management is?
Me: No? Why?
Steven He: Because I want to tell them my son is a FAILURE!
Steven He's son: Dad I'm right here
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A manager who often flies in, makes a lot of noise, poops on everything and then leaves.
Awh-oh, here comes the seagull manager... time for lunch, we'll clean up when we get back
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A job title in disguise. While the most common duty of a property manager is to look after rental properties; they will also don the hat of a life coach, financial planner, health worker, psychiatrist, handyman, cleaner, counsellor and superhero just to name a few.
Luke thought he found a rental agent when he purchased his first investment property. Turns out he found a Property Manager.
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A person hired to con and scout kids at malls and in front of major super markets. Usually exchanging money for a promised career in acting and modeling.
As a Talent Manager, Chris was hired to trick rachett moms into giving them money in exchange to represent their kids.
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An employee of a large corporation, usually a supermarket, eg Coles, Safeway etc who thinks he/she is in a position of great authority and superiority but does not realise he is earning .01% more than a normal employee and doing 500% as much work. Most duty managers are manipulative fucks and will tell you that your actual managers hate you to try and get more work out of you. The words "you’ll get fired" are usually high in their list of repeated vocabulary but the reality that they don’t actually have the authority to do shit is never thought of. Quite often duty mangers believe they are friends with higher management but in reality, they are just being used by them. Most duty managers will walk around the store delegating their work to other employees then complaining about how hard their job is and how slow of a worker you are and how much everyone else is contributing to their problems.
Employee one: Hey, I think my duty manager is going to fire me.
Employee two: What? But he’s not even authorised to open a register...
Employee one: But he said he’s friends with his manager and he hates me.
Employee two: Don’t worry; he’s a manipulative fuck that’s just full of his own shit. Seriously, just tell him how great he is and he will run away to hide the boner he gets when someone tells him he’s working great.
Employee one: Oh, Okay, What a tosser
Employee two: Yea, an absolute tosser.
Background choir: God duty managers are massive tossers.
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