A word Cody from Iowa made up in 2011
Person 1: “I’m gonna punch you in the face”
Person 2: “Manchester”
When someone claims they can, will, could or would do something and another person calls Manchester the original party must perform said action or get an eyebrow notch.
Person 1-matt is such an idiot
Matt- hey that hurt my feelings im going to cry
Person 1- Manchester
Matt- begins to cry because he was machestered or else he would get eyebrow notch
Shit boring city, only famous for 2 football teams that are either shit or just money merchants.
Insane Man: “wanna go to Manchester?”
Sane man “Fuck no”
A "Manchester" is used in response to an individual claiming a completely ridiculous course of action. Once Manchestered, said individual must complete his claim within either 24 hours or within a mutually agreed upon time frame, otherwise punishable with an open hand slap to the face. However if the Manchestered individual succeeds, they are then allowed to slap the individual who put the Manchester into motion. So Manchester with care.
Participating in the practice of Manchestering, is an opt in game for the participants, with no option to opt out for the remainder of the participant's lifespan.
“Do. Or do not. There is no try.” -Yoda
Example 1:
Subject 1: I can get that girl's number if I tried.
Subject 2: Manchester
Subject 1: (Does not try)
Subject 2: (Slaps Subject 1 with an open hand slap to the face)
Example 2:
Subject 1: I can get that girl's number if I tried.
Subject 2: Manchester
Subject 1: (Tries and fails)
Subject 2: (Slaps Subject 1 with an open hand slap to the face)
Example 3
Subject 1: I can get that girl's number if I tried.
Subject 2: Manchester
Subject 1: (Tries and gets the number)
Subject 2: (Prepares for a slapping)
Subject 1: (Slaps Subject 2 with an open hand slap to the face)
A word of expression to imitate the accent of one from Manchester. Usually said in unison with others.
Person 1: "Yeah I'm going up to Manchester today"
Person 2: " Manchester"
Person 3: "Manchester"
Person 4: "Manchester"
Manchester Has Mills In 1837 to 1901
The Mills Makes Cotton.The Manchester Ship Canal Sail All The Way To Liverpool
the ghetto with all the geezers
john: where are u off too?
kate: the ghetto with all the geezers
john: u mean manchester?
kate: yeah the ghetto with all the geezers