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Manchester

Shit boring city, only famous for 2 football teams that are either shit or just money merchants.

Insane Man: “wanna go to Manchester?”

Sane man “Fuck no

by ZKILD_real August 7, 2023


Manchester

Manchester Has Mills In 1837 to 1901

The Mills Makes Cotton.The Manchester Ship Canal Sail All The Way To Liverpool

by Fnaf And Mcr Is My Favourite July 1, 2022


manchester

the ghetto with all the geezers

john: where are u off too?

kate: the ghetto with all the geezers

john: u mean manchester?

kate: yeah the ghetto with all the geezers

by sum.star May 21, 2023


Manchester

A statement made in response to an individual claiming a course of action. Once "Manchester" has been established, said individual must complete their claim as quickly as possible; otherwise, they will be punished by a single slap to the face.
ORIGIN: Fort Bragg, North Carolina. All words said in the training areas west of Manchester Road are considered sacred to the 82nd Airborne Division. Over time, Manchester came to mean "sacred commitment."

Justin: “I’m gonna get the MS branch insignia behind my ear, hooah.”
Israel: “Manchester.”
Justin: 😳

by marxfromeveryengel June 24, 2022


Manchester

Other Word for smooth, clean or slick.

-Omg his clothes are so Manchester

-Holy shit that Dude is fucking Manchester

-Oh yeah, just look at him

by Pappa Nord January 31, 2017


Manchester

A "Manchester" is used in response to an individual claiming a completely ridiculous course of action. Once Manchestered, said individual must complete his claim within either 24 hours or within a mutually agreed upon time frame, otherwise punishable with an open hand slap to the face. However if the Manchestered individual succeeds, they are then allowed to slap the individual who put the Manchester into motion. So Manchester with care.

Participating in the practice of Manchestering, is an opt in game for the participants, with no option to opt out for the remainder of the participant's lifespan.

“Do. Or do not. There is no try.” -Yoda

Example 1:
Subject 1: I can get that girl's number if I tried.

Subject 2: Manchester

Subject 1: (Does not try)
Subject 2: (Slaps Subject 1 with an open hand slap to the face)

Example 2:
Subject 1: I can get that girl's number if I tried.

Subject 2: Manchester

Subject 1: (Tries and fails)
Subject 2: (Slaps Subject 1 with an open hand slap to the face)

Example 3
Subject 1: I can get that girl's number if I tried.

Subject 2: Manchester

Subject 1: (Tries and gets the number)
Subject 2: (Prepares for a slapping)
Subject 1: (Slaps Subject 2 with an open hand slap to the face)

by illyvilly September 24, 2019


Manchester

A word of expression to imitate the accent of one from Manchester. Usually said in unison with others.

Person 1: "Yeah I'm going up to Manchester today"
Person 2: " Manchester"
Person 3: "Manchester"
Person 4: "Manchester"

by SM067221 February 1, 2019