The Manny Doctrine states that if the complexity of a system raises above a certain threshold causing either of the following to be true:
1. The cost in lost man-hours of maintaining or updating the system exceeds 1/4th the cost of replacing it.
2. The prospect of maintaining or updating the system causes an engineer to fall into clinical depression.
The system should then be scrapped entirely and re-built from the ground up by competent engineers.
*During sprint planning*
SCRUM master -"We have some upcoming work to update our data ingress to match v3.0 of our ICD"
Engineer - "That system is awful, I call The Manny Doctrine"
SCRUM master - "Hmm, it is a bit of a black box. Alright, we'll scope out a re-design."
Noun. A woman who obsessively seduces and deceives men.
“Wow, she’s been on him the whole night!”
“Too bad she’s going to curve him after spending all his breesh”
“Wow! What a mannis! Smh”
A hoe.
She is like the little electric scooters at Walmart...
Anyone can ride
You see that stripper she's Manny's mother. Her second employer is a pimp.
The cutest guy ever. Super sweet and can do nothing wrong. He is awesome at video games but his girlfriend is better. He is smart and kind. Can't imagine a world without Manny Sanchez
Me:Omg did you see Manny Sanchez
You:Yep he's looking firep
The best, most contagiously giddy person you can ever meet. He has a wide smile, brown eyes, typically long, wavy hair, braces, and he is very tall. He is charismatic and the life of the party at any place he goes. He is a big fan of video games, he's interesting, and a collector of insanely cool things. If you walk into Manny Mans' room, it'll be like walking into a museum. He is charming, but very loyal. He only has eyes for his lady. He is so gentle, yet so strong and could catch anyone's eyes in his presence. He is kind and protective and a lover of music. He enjoys picking up instruments as a hobby.
Anyone: I'll do whatever I can to be around Manny Mans.
Also anyone: Manny Mans makes me poop my pants!!
Certified women snatcher, good lookin in every way possible. Known GD
“Rebecca loves manny Mac so It doesn’t matter”
A guy that is amazing looking, gets all the girls wet and gets a lot of pussy. Usually good at anything he tries
"Wow them girls panties are already on the ground!"
"He must be poonany manny"