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Man, the Toronto Maple Leafs are 0-7! What else is new?
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NHL Franchise, loved within the GTA, disliked by the rest of Canada. Known best for clogging up Hockey night in Canada with bad games and consitantly losing to their thier long rivals the Senators.
"hey is the canucks game on"
"No its reagional coverage so the best we get to see is the Toronto Maple Leafs"
"god damn, i feel like i just got a sutherland"
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A vermont sticky maple is where you go to vermont, make a 10x10 pancake, put syrup on it then have sweet anal sex on it. You eat the messy remains afterwards.
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The only things those dumbass brain-dead Canidans care about
"With all their hockey hullabaloo, and that bitch Anne Murray too!"
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1.a person that speeks greatly of the worst hockey team ever.
2. synonym for dumbass
3. person with lack of life.
leafs suck.
go sens go.
hey jim, i feel bad for those maple leaf fans, there going to be so dissapointed when they lose once again.
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A variation on the 'Double-Double' a typical Canadian way of preparing coffee, made by putting two portions of milk, and two packets of sugar into black filter-prepared coffee.
The Maple Double-Double is created by putting two portions of milk/creamer and two small diner-packets of maple syrup.
Outside of a greasy spoon cafeteria setting this can be replicated with two splashes of milk and syrup from the bottle.
"I'll take a plate of Poutine, two glazed Tim-Bits, and a Maple Double-Double please."
"My roommate used all of my Real Maple Syrup, leaving me nothing but Mrs. Butterworth's for my Maple Double-Double!"
Maple leaf fetish (also known as Canadius lefuz), is a rare desire to eat, see, and perform sexual acts on maple leaves.
When I arrived at the park, I was astonished and aroused . The amount of leaves on the ground, they were invigorating. That`s when I realized I had maple leaf fetish.