mario bottler

(On playing Mario Kart DS on a wi-fi connection) - One who avoids losing a Mario Kart race by switching his or her Nintendo DS off mid-race, much to the amusement or frustration of competing gamers. From the cockney rhyming slang, bottler.

I'm going to win... oh no, the other guy's bottled it. He's a mario bottler!

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fastest mario

Title for someone who can speed-run " Mario 64" the fastest among your peers.

Isn't it kino that he was the fastest mario all along

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Super Mario

To jump on someone's head, resulting in a higher score and or whiplash.

What happened to your head? It's flat.

I got Super Mario-ed at the show last night.

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Mario Judah

A rapper who is famous for his producer tag. He is also synonymous with having an amazing vocal range and red hair. He released his first song titled "Die Very Rough" which has since made him a very recognizable talent from Flint Michigan.

Hey man where the fuck is Mario Judah

Do The Mario

The ending theme of The Super Mario Bros Super Show, sung by Lou Albano performing the Mario dance and singing a song to the tune of the Super Mario Bros. Ground Theme.

Lou : Do the Mario!

Swing your arms from side to side

Come on, it's time to go!

Audience : *doing the Mario*

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Newport Marios

n. plural (sing. Mario, abbr. as simply "Marios")
Non-menthol Newport cigarettes, dubbed so do to their red box color and shorter stature relative to their taller, green Newport Luigi counterparts.

Guy 1: "Hey man, can I bum a cig?"

Guy 2: 'Sure man, I just got a fresh pack of Newport Marios.'

Guy 1: "Aww, I LOVE Marios!"

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mario karting

while having sex with your partner, you play mario kart and try to come first in game without coming first in real life.

i went mario karting with my girlfriend last night and she blasted my ass in rainbow road while i blasted her ass with my dick.