maya

Maya is the abbreviation for Mum ate my arse. It’s basically when your mum eats your arse, enough said

Bro last night was so good when maya.

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mayas

Mayas is a chill dude. This Algerian is the smartest person you’ll ever meet.

Yo is that mayas???

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maya

maya is the type of person who thinks she’s so cool but really she’s not.shes a man-stealer and I do not recommend being friends with her because you will regret it right away,she can piss you off very easy.shes a hoe who sucks dick and will be a teen mom in the future because how many boyfriends she has.FUCK THAT HOE.

maya is such a 𝐇𝐨𝐞

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maya

rat bitch

I'm just sitting here vibing and maya just texted me "leave me alone youre obsessed." That's also the first time she has talked to me in months.

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Dirty Maya

That bo$$ a$$ bitch. She love anyone and everyone — a sweetheart. She got a wild side though, but she ain’t a hoe. She’s hot asf but doesn’t think she is. Maya has style and knows how to outshine — but she doesn’t have an ego about it.

“I knew she seemed different, gave me real Dirty Maya vibes”

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Maya markdown

An attempt to get into a girls pants by discounting their car insurance.

Maya: "You did me a solid with that , uh, Maya markdown on my insurance."
Jake: "No. Really. There are no markdowns, just great rates"
Maya: "Pull around back in twenty minutes. I'll hook you up with the good parts."
Jake: "When you want the real deal....."

Veil of Maya

An American death metal band from Oak Park, Illinois signed to Sumerian Records. They name is taken from the George William Russell Poem of the same name. As of 2010, they have released three albums.

I'm going to a Veil of Maya concert this weekend.

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