Media Landfill

A Media Asset Management system (MAM) without the management part.

Person 1: "How does the Media Landfill work?"
Person 2: "We throw all of the media onto a server and leave it to rot."
Person 1: "Is that efficient?"
Person 2: "Nope"

media pawn

Someone who is being manipulated by the media or the news that spews out lies and misinformation.

Hannah was a media pawn for a while until she woke up!

Media Bullying

The same as regular bullying, only this time the bully is a media source, while the victim is usually a celebrity but not limited to them alone.

"Media Bullying" can come from such sources as newspapers, magazines, TV gossip shows, etc.

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Vox Media

a.k.a "eveybody's a nazi"

Me: ey look pewdiepie did an shout out for 28 youtube channels!
Vox Media: PEwDIepie GIVeS shOuTOUT TO HateFuL aNTiSEMitic yOutuBe cHAnnEl

media cold

Acute rhinitis brought on by excessive nasal consumption of cocaine, euphemistically referred to as a "media cold" due to the prevalence of this recreational drug among journalists and television types. Synonymous with columbian flu.

"Atishoo!"
"Bless you. Hayfever?"
"No, I've got a terrible media cold but don't tell my boss."

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media condom

Comic stars get protected from bodily harm when the cameras are rolling.

Triumph got covered by a media condom when he said "you will die alone!"

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Media Whore

Also see: Paris Hilton.

Since she is filthy rich by birth, Paris Hilton seeks international overexposure to prove her self-worth.

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