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Medical Alcohol

Alcohol that is consumed to treat a "medical condition" such as anxiety, difficulty sleeping, shyness, or restlessness.

I couldn't fall asleep last night so I had some medical alcohol - a few shots of vodka did the trick!

by Four Loko Frat Guy October 5, 2023


Medic

A class from TF2. The sexyest, strongest, most intelligent man in the team, and is also the husband of the person writing this. He is a sadistic psycho doctor from Stutgart, Germany. He has a lot of white doves. He is obsessed with killing

Friend: Eyyy man, I am playing as the Medic rn!
The person who wrote this: good choice fam!

by Hoparduc-Snowpanther December 9, 2017


Medic

Someone who doesn’t get enough credit even thought they’re helping a lot more than you know.

Player 1: “damn guys, I rocked that!”

Medic: “hey, I helped!”

Player 1: “ahh, who cares?”

by TheREAPERoo7 February 24, 2022


miraculous medical reversal

An event which doctors have consensually denied possible because A) they have never seen it, B) they don't know how to make it happen, and C) it does not fit within the narrow guidelines of their practice, which are in place to keep patients where they are.

The patient had been diagnosed with Secondary Progressive Multiple Sclerosis, told that she would never walk again, classed as "non-ambulatory" for insurance purposes, issued a steel leg brace and a motorized scooter. Dutifully, she did not walk, or try to, for two decades. With the help of someone who believed that a miraculous medical reversal was possible, the day came when she walked into her neurologist's office on her own feet, without the scooter, without the leg brace. Her doctor responded with total refusal of acknowledgement. His practice, after all, was described as "maintenance", not cure, and what the hell was this.

by Monkey's Dad December 6, 2023


medic fucker

Jewish derogatory term.
Comes from the antisemitic theory of Jews being money hoarders, and, from doctors naturally making a lot of money.

Can also be turned into medic/doctor/nurse, fucker/lover

Also commented translated into Yiddish as "Medikar Faker"

1: Ey, medic fucker!
2: Bro what the fuck, I'm Jewish
1: Thats the point.

by trashieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee July 25, 2022


Medical Humanities Scholar

Someone whose field of study or expertise has no real-world application. Like a vanity degree, but without the knowledge gain.

Have you noticed how he's unable to construct a compelling argument. He's a real medical humanities scholar.

by TRAmontana July 18, 2022


Medical-phorical

A mispronunciation of the word metaphorical popularized by the character Clint in the classic war film, 1969.

Pretty Medical-phorical... pigs, eh?

by Darthbubbaaa March 11, 2021