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A term used to describe Chelsea FC fans for their win during the 2012 champions league.
Typically used to make jest of or troll Chelsea fans.
Chelsea fans tend to bring up this trophy win during arguments with other fans
You Chelsea fans are just 2012 merchants.
They called us 2012 merchants, now look at us.
Is a person who cannot do anything on the pitch but score magnificent set piece goals.
A: What a goal from Ward-Prowse! We bangs another magnificent one!
B:Insane goal from him. But still, he's only a free kick merchant.
Refers to an AFL player (typically a forward) who plays for free kicks to kick easy goals from set shots. The Australian rules football equivalent of a penalty merchant.
"Oh wow, did you see Charlie Curnow kick 6 goals on the weekend?"
"Yep, he doesn't deserve them, he's a free kick merchant"
Josh is a loving and caring jakeba that supports you whenever you need a wank x
Josh merchant is hot
Somebody who waxes (mastubates) alot and other people for a price.
michael is such a wax merchant, and he only charges 19.95
1. A businessman who buys and sells severed phalluses for profit.
2. A term for when the desired result cannot be achieved without such excessive funds or rare/expensive objects that it seems impossible.
1. "The dwarf lives until we find a cock merchant."
2. "Oh well, I guess we better go find a cock merchant, then."
An individual who despises interacting with those at a particular function or party; one who will be at the corner (the outskirts or on the outside) at the party who will be unlikely to interact with women in particular. This individual despises being at the forefront, and will actively avoid any scenario that will cause him to retreat from the corner of safety in which his interaction with 1 or 2 of his similarly awkward friends would be voided and he his forces to talk to women he does not know. This phenomenon can be found in low tier fraternities at various United States Fraternities. This individual will fail to find a girl interest in him unless force fed at least a minimum of 8 shots and instructed to interact with women
Yo, that guy is being a huge corner merchant bro. He hasn’t talked to a chick in at least a semester.