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When your erection isn’t hard enough to achieve penetration and just skids around in the love juices
Sorry love, I’ll try again in a while. I think I’ve got a slippy Mick.
hot and sexy and gorgeous and beautiful and funny and comical and amazing and my fav person and gyros gf ig 🙄
zamn mick (gyros gf) is liek so hot omg marry me pelase
The act of having one's drinks swapped without your knowledge to something much stronger, taking you by surprise. This results in being bent over and simultaneously vomiting and shitting yourself, having it drip down your leg while your drunk best friend offers to use it as lube for anal sex
"What the fuck did you do to my drink?"
"Dirty mick mate, enjoy!"