Someone in your group of friends thats very short in height, yet very commanding, demanding and violent; they always want it their way.
example 1
Kevin: "So, are you still dating that girl?"
Matt: "Oh, u mean Midget Hitler? Yeah... Dude, she made me wash her car yesterday!"
example 2
Maria: "Is their anyone else coming to the party?"
Dean: "I dunno. I was gonna invite my Midget Hilter, but then I decided not to. I don't want you guys getting beat to death."
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The act of throwing a tiny yet most certainly hilarious pint sized human at a preset target
Calum: "alright mate,we've got loads of cash,plenty of drugs and it's Saturday night. What's the plan?...party?...club?"
Tom: "nah cal,tonight we gonna kidnap a short cunt, dress him up in an elf costume and go midget throwing at that giant dartboard over there"
Calum: "cool,you get the taser, let us a dwarf chap and il rack some lines up"
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sort of like a rim job except you suck on a midgets big toe then insert it in your anus
FEM: are you ready for you evening midget tank dear??
MAN: no thanks not today because you have a nasty corn and i have internal bleeding in my rectum from last time
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A girl who posseses a huge and nice ass so it looks like as she was smuggling a pair of midgets in her back pockets
daaaayyyumm! look at that girl booty she is definately a midget smuggler in line for
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those little chocolate midgets on the show "little chocolateers". they're obviously made of midget chocolate.
hey, look at those chocolate midgets over there. let's crack them open and steal all their midget chocolate.
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when a midget fidgets her spinner
lol that midget is fidgeting her spinner like a faggot
stupid midget fidget
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Typically two midgets wrestling.
Can vary from cage matches to mud wrestling
Typically the cutest damn type of wrestling you've ever seen.
Timmy went and saw two midget wrestling. He then proceded to hit himself with a hammer
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