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During a conversation that you do not wish to participate in, and there being no polite way out. Someone will call you on your cell phone giving you the opportunity to leave said conversation politely.
Usually the caller identifies himself as "Moses" mocking the old testament saying that they "saved" the person from the conversation.
Annoying Bitch: So anyways, Jo-Ann and I were walking in the department store and..
You: (In your head - Fuck! I don't give a shit! How can I leave without being rude?)
*Your cell rings*
You: Oh sorry I have to take this
Caller: Hey, guess who it is? Moses, your fucking savior
You: Haha thanks for that Moses Mobile man, I owe you one
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A vehicle driven by rednecks. For example: old Jeeps, or large dirty beat up trucks or SUVs such as a Chevy, Dodge Ram or Ford F-series, thats atleast 20 years old. Sometimes has a lifted suspension with off-road tires, and a confederate flag license plate on the front bumper.
BillieBob bought a '86 Chevy Suburban redneck mobile off his Papa for 200 bucks. Now he's jacked up the suspension and drives it 80 miles an hour around the town.
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a trailer.
"Hey Joe, what's happening, you stupid fucking piece of white trash?"
"Nothing, just driving my house to the racetrack."
"Who do you want to win?"
"Dick Trickle."
"HAHAHA! Better pray to Dale Earnhardt for that one. Don't bet the mobile home on it. Cracka."
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The opposite direction of the upwardly mobile, Inspiring to move down in life oppose to up. Facination with being ignorant, poor and assed out on the street. The strange direction black urban culture has taken. Anybody who purposly writes messages like - "ayee mah wutz goot wit chew, eyz $eenz y3h pr0falz an$z $33n tat u aintz god no manz h011a ach y3h ni99a!"
Even though i didnt grow up in or around the hood, i am downwardly mobile and will forgo any oppurtunity and act like the white/black/latino trash i always wanted to be.
Hiphop today, what has happened to Bet television, Why every group of immigrants integrate and leave the hood but black folk have been there for 150years
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An extremely inferior subdivision of Gaming, Mobile Gaming attracts the stupidest and lowest of society with its clickbait ads and flashy colors.
Man 1: Dude, i think i might like stacy!
Man 2: Bro, you do know she indulges in Mobile Gaming?
Man 3: Nevermind then, what a fucking retard.
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The car you brag about having to get a woman into bed.
You will drunkenly lie about how cool it is and how fast it is in a feeble attempt to get the fat mess your chatting to back to your house (see leslie cave)
The term comes about from the shamed childrens tv presenter "john leslie" who was a womaising animal.
Quickly, to the leslie mobile (said in the style of batman or robin)
Billy was talking absolute rubbish to that bird he promised her a ride in the leslie mobile! lol
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A shit-mobile is a hairy mobile drawn by Jon (8 years old) and later parodied by Maddox.
Ding Ding! Here comes the shit-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit.
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