moo lick

the act of licking the sides, front, or bottom of someone else's face with your tongue in a lewd and greedy way...while making lewd sounds, followed by a quick kiss beside the area.

Maddie: "I'm gonna give you a MOO LICK!!!"
Christine: "Oh no--you're not!"
Maddie: "It's coming...," making humming sounds, as she licks Christine's forehead, leaving a trail of saliva.

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Moo Moo Cow Hump

A returning term of endearment for "Boo Boo Kitty Fuck."

Alex: "What's up Boo Boo Kitty Fuck?"

Sarah: "Nothin', Moo Moo Cow Hump."

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minnie moo

a ladies most private parts....

ooh, i've got a right itchy minnie moo today.....

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moo point

Its like a cows point of view, it just doesnt matter, its moo.

"Arsenal won at the weekend"
"Thats a moo point mate, Utd won the league last week!"

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Moo Kaka

A person who is both a moo and a kaka.

You’re a moo kaka

Moo-Vag

A big cow vagina who’s always like moo this moo that

e.g. Oli you're such a Moo-Vag about everything

Dirty Moo

The act of a Dog sodomizing a Cat doggie style raw dog style

I came home to my dog giving my cat a dirty moo. Ill never be the same