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Green Day Mosh Pit is used to describe something that looks funny and cool, but in reality is lame and unfun.
Guy 1: Hey dude let's go to Sharon's party
Guy 2: That's a Green Day Mosh Pit right there, her little brother is always there.
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When with a group of 2 or more puppies, the event that occurs when they all vie for one's attention. When petting one dog, the other(s) climb on top of, nip, or otherwise hurt the first puppy, desperate for the attention of the person.
I was petting one of the puppies from Jade's litter when it turned in to an attention mosh pit - all the other puppies began fighting each other to be petted.
A guy whose dick is craved by the female society. Often times a doofus but at others reminiscent of Albert Einstein. Jon moshe is a guy who could take a bong chop and then fuck your mother the next.
“Hey have you seen Jon moshe around?”
*jon moshe enters the room*
Everyone: “yo it’s jon moshe!”
Everything was going great at the coffee pot until Teletubby in a mosh pit showed up.
A colorful person with poor motor skills.
Everything was going fine until Garrett shoes up to the coffee pot like a Teletubby in a mosh pit.
Full length - condescending mosher
Likes to let everyone know that they know everything about Rick and morty, no Jack horseman, math metal and any kind of game. Whilst still maintaining the shoes are nerdy even though they’re watched by millions. Starts sentences with “well technically” and will pick apart any joke or comment.
This specifically applies to a certain sub category of mosher. Including all of the usual attributes (drinking monster, Light up gaming keyboards, cartoon tee’s, ‘table top games’ etc)
Usually has a pale complexion with flushed cheeks due to lack of direct sunlight.
Did you see that guys extensive Lego collection? what a cond mosh.
The moshe is when you put superglue on your hand and try to ejaculate before the glue sticks
"jake why is your hand in your pants" I tried doing the Moshe but I wasn't fast enough".