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Instead of saying FUCK YO COUCH, you say MUCK YO COUCH. As to not be rude and swear. The word muck comes from poker and Ricky Oneill and Ryan Stryker say it so it must be cool. So Muck your couch
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The way a friend who speaks like a muppet would try to verbalize the phrase: "wtf".
"Hey, I heard Adam came out of the closet."
"Mutt da muck!"
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"Mucking bin" refers to the act of male/female sexual intercourse.
"Muck" derives from the type of consistency created in mud when you get your boot stuck in it. "Mucking" is the action of pumping your male reproductive extremity in an inward/outward motion into a wet, viscous area; In this case, a bin.
"Bin", a variant of "dumpster" as defined in the term cum dumpster refers to a vagina.
Boys! Don't be shy with the Axe Body Spray tonight; We're out to muck some bin!
Did you hear Dan is taking his date out in his new car tonight? He's mucking bin for sure!
<phone rings> hello? hey, what are your plans tonight? my lady is coming over so I'm probably just mucking bin and ordering pizza (in no specific order). Enjoy the pizza!
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Last night I gave my girlfriend goo-goo-muck in the hair.
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Travis Scott: I love you
Kylie Jenner: Muck my Barn Daddy
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Today the 23.04.2018 is national Muck-Day!
While in a group people you like you are allowed to continously offend them. They are allowed to counter-muck as long as it does not overwhelm the original muck.
On National Muck-Day you can muck as much as you want. Usually mucking is something special you do on occasions that make the muck funny, but on NMD the muck is life. Muck all day!
National Muck-Day!
me: Damn! It's national Muck-Day! Let's see... Yo Max! You're Gay!
Max (with the rules off NMD in mind): Yo, You're a Bitch!
A term most commonly used in a childhood nursery rhyme "don't chuck your Muck in my backyard, my backyard, my backyard. Don't chuck your Muck in my backyard, my backyards full." They are saying that life has already shat on them quite enough, there is enough they are already dealing with so don't add to the mess we already have.
This person is usually visibly showing they are upset in some form, of anger, sadness, hurt, stress etc. and need to release that emotional discomfort. They just feel Mucky.
Common to use during conversation with someone complaining of all their problems.
Sam says, The bills are just stressing him out, and did I tell you The rent went up!! And the cheeseburgers are $10 a person now! What are they thinking?!
Mike replies, "bummer, aw man, but I'm having a great day, Don't Chuck your Muck this way. Suzy, she will listen to you if you need to talk it out."
This term can also mean quite literally someone is getting rid of their unwanted belongings secretly putting them in their neighbors yard.
Timothy tells his wife, "this old chair is garbage, it has got to go! I'll just Chuck My Muck over to Nikkis side yard. She never checks that side of her place, so she will never know."
Patty, Timothy's wife "okay Timmy bear, but I wouldn't be Chucking Your Muck over there before 10pm. I wonder where other people chuck their muck?"
Dad, I can't get my time on the computer because my little brother is always on playing WOW. My laptop is broken and I need some new shoes too. My feet have been bulging through the sides of these ones and my toes are purple by the end of everyday.
Natalie, hunny, I love you very much but I'm not the best with all the muck, but your mother, bless her soul is. Go ahead into the kitchen, she's making dinner and now is the perfect time to chuck your Muck.
Angry son comes into living room and looks at his father and screams, okay dad! It's time to take this outside, you have moved my favorite collection for the last time! Angry son huffing and puffing, I will Chuck you in your Muck so hard!
Dad smiles and replies, "i didn't move those, it was your mother. She's been Chucking Muck around the house all day. I love you buddy!"
Angry son, "Mom!"
We all have Mucky days.