Hey, you're that guy Ben Murray, he's a decent bloke
The 147 King and Founder. Can be found lurking in the shadows of the back arse of nowhere making cucumber sandwiches. Usually smells of farts and vapes and enjoys a good rave.
“Did you hear what happened to Ben Murray man? Heard he crumbled his own cave with a 900 decibel thunderfart!”
An individual who loves the Cosby’s, and can not control himself because he’s a retard.
He also cripwalks down the block with his nigga Landon and they rob Dunkin donut employees.
Person 1: “I heard Marlon Murray is mad at you dude”
Person 2: “guess I’m dead then”
Lennon Murray is a loving person with a below average sized cock but dont mind that because he is a loving guy and a pretty shit boxer because i could take that cunt easy peasy
oh look its lennon murray he is a cool guy with a small cock
A Leah Murray is the most important person you could ever stumble upon, she is tall and gorgeous and her hair is like no other. She has a series of freckles that run down her arms, one specific cluster looking like the constellation Cancer, which is truly the most extraordinary feature any human could have.
She has a little red dot under her right eye, yet she cannot tell her lefts from her rights no matter how hard she tries. On her left arm you’ll find a little white scar, she’ll probably never tell you how she got it, but i know; i know a lot about her.
The colour purple suits her best, her dog has the same name as mine, her brother is funny, she has an unhealthy obsession with nathan carter, her taste in men is almost as bad as her taste in women, and the racing au is ours.
You may think you know platonic love but you don’t until you’ve met your Leah Murray; I’d forgive her if she killed and if listen to her (yap about her current obsession) even if i were deaf. I still don’t understand your mha or why your first tab in SOA is *THAT* but i’ll get over it. Sally face isn’t that bad i’ll admit, they are kinda racing au.
You’ll never meet a person kinder than this Leah Murray, her tolerance for assholes is outstanding and her tolerance for me still baffles even myself. She’s scarily smart and she cries at almost everything tbh but i hope i never ever never have another bestfriend, i want this one here i choose dis one please forever she my fav
person 1: “is that Leah Murray?”
person 2: “hell yeah it is! just look at her! She’s got the gorgeous hair, she’s tall, her figure is to die for and look she’s got the short one beside her!”
megan: “oi.”
a girl who is really cool and is pretty and beautiful and smart and everyone loves her!!
wow you are like a jordan murray, pretty cool!!!