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A muslim bookmark is a piece of paper that was made in a muslim country and used to mark pages of a book
that bookmark says "made in egypt"
Oh, that must mean it's a muslim bookmark!
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Hooking up with 7 girls at one time, taken from the premis that once a muslim dies for his religion they get 7 girls to sleep with
I hooked up with two chicks last nite, 5 girls short of a muslim heaven
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Synonym for Freudian slip. A subconscious slip of the tongue that reveals something embarassing, but not necessarily true, about oneself. Taken from an interview with Barack Obama, in which he accidentally referred to his "Muslim faith" instead of his Christian faith.
Dude: Hey Sarah, maybe we could go hook up later. I mean, go out later, not hook up. Sorry. I Muslim Faith'd.
Her: No problem, it happens to all of us.
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A black guy who uses Islam as an excuse to hate white folks and the Jewish people also Asians and hispanics.
Some of the early leaders of this group were Elijah Muhammad and Malcolm X. Later the group was hijacked by Louis "Calypso" Farrakhan and turned into a gimmick to make money.
Yo, dog. I just saw these two Black Muslims drinking 40s and eating hambone with black eyed peas.
That Black Muslim was saying that Isreal was in charge of 9-11. Then he went out and masturbated to a photo of Barbara Streisand.
Ice Cube was saying he was a Black Muslim. Then he buttfucked about fourteen virgins and drank a quart and a half of Crazy Horse.
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When something huge or unbelievable goes down and saying just "shit son" doesnt cut it anymore.
"holy shiite muslim!!! did you see that dog eat that woman?!?!"
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A slang term referring to a Mormon
see also: sand mormon
Utah would be a lot better if the Snow Muslims would let us buy alcohol on Sunday.
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Someone of middle-eastern origin (not always affiliated with Islam) who uses their sand sleaze to score a perfect six at a party. Often wears a silk/satin shirt
Bro did you see Ajmar score that butter face last night? He's really a muslim slugger!
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