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A euphemism for porn.
Related to the term "pornstache" in that pornos are sterotyped as having a lot of mustachioed men
Fred: Have you ever seen midnight cowboy?
Hank: No, I haven't. What is that, one of your mustache movies?
Fred: No, dude! It won the academy award for best picture in 1969!
Hank: Oh great! Now their awarding best picture to pornos!?
a residue of vaginal secretion remaining on the upper lip of the performer's lip after performing cunnilingus.
"Oh man, she enjoyed it so much that she gave me a milk mustache"
Eating hollandaise sauce from the vagina of a dead hooker, resulting in a neat Mustache of hollandaise sauce and decomposition fluids
Jason started collecting Danish mustaches due to his love of dead hookers and hollandaise sauce.
A term used for a bad guy that people would say, “want to kill baby ______ “ and for some reason most people would say no since they are psychopaths.
Hey the man with the silly mustache looks so sick!
The act of growing a creeper-stache in order to scare children around Christmas time. (also works to frighten in-laws).
"Mommy Mommy...thats not Santa! He's SCARY!"
"Thats just some creeper with a Christmas Mustache, sweety..."
When you blast a girl's face and leave a fat streak of jizz over her top lip.
ME: Damn bro, I'd definitely spackle Clara's face. MY BRO: Yeah, I'd hook her up with a silk mustache for sure.
This is a result of receiving head from a person with a thick mustache causing a brutal rug burn on the na na/vagina
This morning has been agony, I hooked up with Jerry last night and he gave me the worst mustache stain ever.