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Eating hollandaise sauce from the vagina of a dead hooker, resulting in a neat Mustache of hollandaise sauce and decomposition fluids
Jason started collecting Danish mustaches due to his love of dead hookers and hollandaise sauce.
When you take a drink of Orange Juice and there is still some Orange Juice left above your lip.
Look mommy! I have an Orange Mustache!
An offensive word used against people with mustaches, used especially as an expression of anger
Come here you little mustache cunt
While a girl is blowing a guy super glue is applied all above her lip. When it dries she rips away really hard and fast. The ending result is a clever "mustache" of pubic hair remaining above her lip.
Instead of shaving Bob gave Drew a mystical mustache in return for a blow job and got the same ending result.
Mexico is country in which wearing a mustache is a popular choice of facial hairstyle. The mustache is wore typically having hair only on the upper lip. This can very on thickness and length.
He has a nice Mexican Mustache, especially when he keeps it trimmed.
When you jizz on a girl's face and it drips down so that it looks like the long white Asian mustaches in Kung Fu flicks.
I came on her face using a U shape pattern, resulting in an Asian Mustache.
The phenomenon of meeting a person in a masked setting and developing a rapport, only to be blindsided by their naked face being adorned with a stache.
Dude I saw professor jenkins maskless yesterday
Surprise mustache?
Surprise mustache.