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The phenomenon of meeting a person in a masked setting and developing a rapport, only to be blindsided by their naked face being adorned with a stache.
Dude I saw professor jenkins maskless yesterday
Surprise mustache?
Surprise mustache.
A euphemism for porn.
Related to the term "pornstache" in that pornos are sterotyped as having a lot of mustachioed men
Fred: Have you ever seen midnight cowboy?
Hank: No, I haven't. What is that, one of your mustache movies?
Fred: No, dude! It won the academy award for best picture in 1969!
Hank: Oh great! Now their awarding best picture to pornos!?
a residue of vaginal secretion remaining on the upper lip of the performer's lip after performing cunnilingus.
"Oh man, she enjoyed it so much that she gave me a milk mustache"
Eating hollandaise sauce from the vagina of a dead hooker, resulting in a neat Mustache of hollandaise sauce and decomposition fluids
Jason started collecting Danish mustaches due to his love of dead hookers and hollandaise sauce.
An offensive word used against people with mustaches, used especially as an expression of anger
Come here you little mustache cunt
When you take a drink of Orange Juice and there is still some Orange Juice left above your lip.
Look mommy! I have an Orange Mustache!
While a girl is blowing a guy super glue is applied all above her lip. When it dries she rips away really hard and fast. The ending result is a clever "mustache" of pubic hair remaining above her lip.
Instead of shaving Bob gave Drew a mystical mustache in return for a blow job and got the same ending result.