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Shaquille o’Neal: oh damn I done shitted on my cat again.
Kobe Bryant (from heaven rip homie): damn that be the mustard on a knife my dude
Bum mustard is the creamy result of having someone ejaculate during anal sex. It is yellow in colour and has a thick creamy consistency.
I came and when I pulled out there was bum mustard all over!
When a foot fungus goes unchecked and starts secreting a strange yellow substance. That substance is called foot mustard.
Dude, get a doctor to check out your foot mustard situation, it's seriously gross.
When your shit is burning hot and running and it's almost an orangish-brown type color
"Bro, hand me the toilet paper. I had Taco Bell today so I'm spewing hot mustard all over the fuckin' toilet.
When you're about to nut so you lift up your hoe's wig and cum on her bald cap and put her wig back on.
I just gave this dirty hoe a crab mustard.
When upon the act of fat fingering a button on a controller or remote, mustard begins to seep from the pores on the pad of said finger.
I went to unlock the car but Mustard-Fingered the panic button, now it wont turn off.
Mustard pee- That undesirable yellow liquid that comes out first when you are really expecting mustatd and usually makes your sandwich soggy
I made a sandwich in the middle of the night. I wasn't awake and forgot to shake the mustard so all he got was mustard pee that made his sandwich all soggy.