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The Mustard Jumper is when you are going down on a lady and she has a whole rug going on downstairs. In the process of pleasuring the lady a bit of that rug tickles your nose forcing you to sneeze! (Like when you smell a pungent mustard). In the process of sneezing you pleasure her more forcing her to jump in pleasure.
Jeeesus, Giles was going down on Serpentine the other night and he gave her a mustard jumper. She nearly hit the ceiling apparently.
When a guys penis is in a girl and she pees all over his penis.
Sophie I just went Mustard Doggin’ today !
Shaquille o’Neal: oh damn I done shitted on my cat again.
Kobe Bryant (from heaven rip homie): damn that be the mustard on a knife my dude
A luxury sports car for people that suck a lot of ass.
(1) "Most of the World can't afford a gold Lambo, but they can most likely afford a mustard one!"
(2) Person 1: "Dude, seems like everyone's trying to hustle each other to get to the top."
Person 2: "Pfft, all just gonna end up with a mustard Lamborghini.
Person 1: "Bunch of ass suckers."
The act of receiving, or giving fellatio whilst the penis is covered in America's finest condiment (mustard).
There I was, minding my own business next to the concession stand and this girl told me she was going to blow my mind. She whipped out the ole French's Classic and gave me the best mustard job I've ever had.
You guys will never believe this. The hot brunette at the party just gave me a mustard job in the back room.
Concrete Mustard is the mustard at the bottom of the Masterfoods Mustard Bottle that won't come out
Either that or just a really dense retard called Matt. He, is concrete mustard
Fuck hes just like concrete mustard
I can't get it out, the last is concrete mustard
Homeboy spanking it got his pud mustard all over the toilet seat.