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A Mystery in Which The Solition Was A No-Brainer but,
1.) The Person Investigating is Too Personally Attached They Miss The Obvious.
2.) The Person Doesn't Care at All but Was Using to Occupying Time. Whether to be Kind to Their Friend/acquaintance, Stall, or to Overcome Boredom.
MYSTERY #1: My favorite Pet is itchy is it fleas, ticks, mites, something internal, idk I want to fix it but there are many things that could be wrong. *Google Google google* they must have dog cancer.
SOLUTION: just bathe the animal. Treat other symptoms if present.
Use: The Dog Got Better...
"What did y'all do"
Solve Scooby-Doo Mysteries and bathed him
MYSTERY #2: Man, the House Mouse Keeps Stopping at the Guards Desk... what are they up too?...
"idk probably selling drugs"
Nah, we'd notice by now..
"Bet he's trying to get some special privileges"
Or he wants the fuck that cop..
*after some back and forth possibly
"Idk man Scooby-Doo Mysteries
SOLUTION: it's the house mouse(house rat, dorm rat, snitch) he's probably telling something or just killing time the only "friends" he's got are the uniforms.
Bonus Example:
When asked
"do you need help? you look lost."
And you realize you've walked in the same room 5 times and still forgot something simple or remembered it but feel silly.
"I'm fine Scooby-Doo Mysteries, love."
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Someone who has a very dark complexion but tells you they are from Swedish or German or something.
Hey is Mark hispanic?
No he's German. He's a mysterious brown person
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Mystery Moose is the act of making a moose sound (and hand gesture on side of head) whilst performing a sexual act on a partner in the 'doggy style' position.
He was banging me from behind and I heard a strange moose sound, I asked him what this was and he said he couldn't hear it, I heard it again and again and he still said nothing. A short time later he started laughing to himself and revealed it was him making the sound, aka, Mystery Moose.
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when a female, 16-25 years of age, becomes heavily intoxicated at a party and has semi-consentual sex with multiple men whom she does not know and will not remember
"mystery meat" refers to the strangers' penises and "buffet" refers to the multiple partners
this differs from "Statutory Rape" (less tham 16 years of age) and "how do i not have herpes yet" (older that 25)
Girl 1: "Tina fell drank, like, 7 smirnoff ices, then she ate a mystery meat buffet til she puked on some dude and passed out"
Girl 2: "I hate it when that happens!"
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A game franchise spin-off that gave you an existential crisis at the age of 10 years old.
"I... I just finished Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Explorers of Sky, I'm just gonna cry in this corner now."
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Warning: This definition contains a high amount of BLEUGHUGHER
What is BLEUGHUGHER(BLEH-URGHER?)?: BLEUGHUGHER is the colour that came before all colours. That includes white. Generally in theory people say that it is between the colours green and blue. However that is not true, this particular colour is between turquoise, and if you look even more carefully, it is between all colours.
The Mystery:
Now there is one special thing about 'BLEUGHUGHER' it does not exist in our dimension, yet it is all around us (I've seen it). The sensation that it radiates is a mental high coming from life, this element IS GOOD FOR YOU. (I forgot to mention in the other section, the colour is also between octarine).
Production:
it is made in a special way, in this other dimension, clouds made up of stars radiate the element. If you get your try hard eyes and watch 'Rocky Horror Picture Show' you can see the whole movie …
Interesting Facts:
My Little Ponys are made up of 'anti-BLEUGHUGHER'
If you stare into the sun for 10 minutes you have a 0.000001% chance of seeing 'BLEUGHUGHER'
Holy Shit! I don't exist! I just saw The Mystery Colour BLEUGHUGHER! or did i? O.o
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Bowling where you order a bunch of mystery shots that the bartender gets to choose. Then when a person gets a strike they get to give one of the mystery shots to someone else that is bowling. Neither the person giving or taking the shot knows what it is. This continues until all the shots are finished or someone starts throwing their ball in the wrong lane.
Cadillac Rules: If no one gets a strike in the first five frames, you get to give shots away if you get a spare.
One and Done Rule: If you choose to keep one of the shots for yourself instead of giving it away.
It was college night at Varsity Lanes, so we got to play Mystery Shot Bowling.
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