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Neil is a famous actor from a little town in Camborne people normally confuse him for ‘Phil pot’
Oh he looks pretty rich must be a Neil clemow
They are the dream couple, a couple meant to be. Two different energies always create a beautiful bond, one that everyone looks up to. People say a lot of rubbish, but against all odds, they manage to be the best couple ever
Neil and Jessica are the perfect couple
Someone who fails to read specific instructions even though they were mentioned a few messages ago
“Which room did we book again?”
“It’s in the message literally above yours, don’t pull a Neil, read the message”
This boy has a huge dick and he is ripped, all the girls want him and he is married to a woman with perfect boobs and a hott butt.
Neil Adams a man who has all
The girls after him and is married to a perfect woman
A duo that never quits and is never angry at each other. Great at everything they do like basketball, hockey, and lacrosse.
Neil and Jake are good friends
neil cicierega (also known as lemon demon) has made multiple bangers over the past 21 years, including hits such as "two trucks" and "birdfucker" (birdfucker was created under the name grapes and sunshine, and it took him two years to admit to making it. shameful.) he has a wife, ming doyle, and a child who i forgot the name of.
in my opinion, his best lyrics are "sharks exist in real life (woah!)" "skeet skeet to the tweet tweet" and "i laid track on his ass with a styrofoam bat but the president never did let me back after that shit, i said, fuck you who the fuck needs a punk ass choo-choo crew anywho?" (songs in order are Jaws (nature tapes), Birdfucker (no album, can be found on Youtube) and My Trains (nature tapes)
person #1: "do you know who neil cicierega is?"
person #2: "yes, he invented sharks"