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When a man ejaculates into a womans mouth and swiftly clasps hands over her nose and mouth, and then says something as "Hey, I have herpes..." Which will then most likely force it to come out of the small holes in her eyes.
"Dude... I gave my Girlfriend a New York firedragon last night."
"Did she dump you?"
"No... she's dead..."
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A codeword used by politicians or business people to mean New Jersey, without giving up the distinction of New York City.
The new taxis will be finished in the New York area, Our offices are based out of the New York area.
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The only place on earth to be...EVER
* i love you for life, NY
"So how long have you lived in NYC?"
"Seventeen years, but I had no life before then, so basically, my whole life"
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The New Jersey of New York State.
Hanging out in Greece, New York is like visiting New Jersey complete with douches drinking Heinekens and showing off their "New Haircuts."
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The New York Waste, a free underground newspaper that’s been around since 1997 specializing in Punk & Rock’n’Roll and the lifestyle that surrounds it.
Stuff like Motorhead, the Ramones, The Bullys, to unsigned local independent acts and gigs, places you pay 5 bucks or less to get in. It is known to give bands their first reviews. The NY Waste has even reviewed demos.
Contributors consist of a bunch of crazy writers, cartoonists, photographers, and the New York Waste is known to have published their first works. Some have even carried on to get noted jobs.
The New York Waste could be known as the first step on the ladder…
"Thank God for the New York Waste" Jayne County
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A continuously running joke perpetrated by the City of New York, local businesses, national sports media and Major League Baseball that is meant to victimize a small, yet faithful allegiance of fans into believing that the Mets are indeed a Major League franchise while providing comic relief to fans, players, and management of the 29 actual MLB teams. The Mets and their seasons are constructed in a Washington General-esque manner where in the team always discovers new ways to lose while filling their "fans" with false hope that their up-and-coming players while become of some important historic note. As of late, the Philadelphia Phillies have taken over the role of the Harlem Globetrotters from the New York Yankees to provide a sense of eternal depression to the Mets organization.
"Did you see the Mets lose on that unassisted triple play? Just when I thought I had seen everything..."
The New York Mets
"David Wright appeared on his way to becoming a star until he decided that Abraham Nunez was a player worth modeling himself after."
"The Mets are so bad that now parts of their park are being named for not their own players, but standouts from other rival teams"
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The largest city in the United States as well as the financial capital of the world (followed by Tokyo), famous for its vast skyline. Downtown Manhattan contains more infastructure and office space per square foot of land than anywhere else. With a population of over 8 million, New York City is one of the most diverse cities worldwide, with people representing nearly every existant race, religion, sexual orientation, political party, and nationality at any given moment. New York's high-culture environment and unique diversity contribute to New York's cosmopolitan atmosphere and may account for New York having the lowest crime rate among the largest 25 cities in the United States. The New York city Urban Area (including parts of New York, New Jersey, and Connecticut is the world's largest, consisting of over 22 million people. New York continues to amaze inspire artists, students, immigrants, patriots, and tourists. If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere.
I'm going into New York City to view an exhibition at the Museum of National History, seeing a Broadway play, and going clubbing afterwards.
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