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When you look at your body and there is nothing about your body that you would change.
I've lost 30 pounds. Now I'm 150 pounds at 5'5". I may not look like a Victoria's Secret model but my body is perfect just the way it is. My goal has been achieved: body nirvana.
The act of consuming so much sugar or sex that you are completely content. Almost like being high, except being in sugar nirvana is still legal.
omg I ate so much candy last night I was in sugar nirvana for hours!
Omg I had so much sex with Jordy last night I was in sugar nirvana for hours!
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"No I gotta go out and have fun,
At someone else's expense,
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah,
I drive really slow,
In the ultra fast lane,
while people, behind me, are going insane.
I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, such an asshole)
I use public toilets,
And I piss on the seats,
I walk around in the summer time,
Sayin' "How about this heat?"
I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)
Sometimes I park in handicaped spaces,
While handicaped People, make handicaped faces,
I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's a big fucking asshole)
Maybe I shouldnt be singing this song,
Ranting and raving and carring on,
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong.
NAAAHHHHH
I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)"
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SHIT
complete shit, nirvana fans are garbage.
lisa with her punky t-shirt and her chucks with pink skulls:"i mostly listen to nirvana"
typical nirvana fan:"kurt is god!"
typical nirvana fan:"courtney killed kurt!"
typical nirvana fan:"kurt did this, GENIUS! kurt did that, GENIUS!"
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The extreme feeling of elation and pleasure of an empty blader following a pleasant dump.
"Dude I'm in post-dump nirvana right now. That dump was so good."
A novel by Mark Lindquist about a man who refuses to grow up. It references many different bands, especially those from Seattle and/or the grunge scene, and the book contains many sex scenes. The name of each chapter is a reference to a song, such as "Hell's Like Teen Spirit", or "Sometimes in Winter", although in my opinion, the funniest chapter title in the book was "Courtney Love Must Die".
I read Never Mind Nirvana the other day, and now I can't stop listening to Pearl Jam.
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Someone who listens to Nirvana and knows a lot of their songs other than Smells Like Teen Spirit
Person 1: With the lights out, it's less dangerous! God that song is AWESOME!
Person 2: Name one lyric from Blew.
Person 1: What the fuck is Blew?
Person 2: You're not a real Nirvana fan.
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