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having sex with.
Im going to break this bitch off!
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A hard rock/metal band hailing from Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvannia. This band was originally called Plan 9 until a personal experience came. Ben Burnley the lead singer broke a microphone that he borrowed, the owner came on and said"thanks to benjamin for breaking my fucking mic". This band has influences such as Tool and Nirvana. They are a great band very unique sound. They have two albums out, Saturate and We Are Not Alone, a third entitled Phobia is set to come out August 8th.
man: Have you heard breaking benjamin, they rock!!
Breaking benjamin critic: Yea they are pretty good
man: And i thought u were a critic, that must mean they are very good
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when something is make-or-break, it will either be a great success or failure
what do you think about that new show?
it is make or break
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They suck. Especially when you both still like eachother.
She ended it but I still like her and i think she still liks me. We had a Break ups.
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The final installment in the twilight saga that crushed the souls of thousands and thousands of crazed teenaged girls with it's horrible and slightly perverted themes.
SPOILERIFIC SUMMARY:
- Bella, the human, and Edward, the vampire, get married.
- Then they have rough sex that leaves her bruised and battered. (Also, he bites a pillow and covers her with feathers.)
- Then she gets totally pregnant with some kind of demon death baby who grows at a superhuman rate, can read thoughts in the womb, drinks blood in utero, and breaks Bella's ribs, pelvis, and spine from the inside.
- Some werewolf stuff happens and Jacob (20 year old werewolf) falls in love with the tiny demon death baby which sparked many confused and slightly disturbed comments and thoughts in readers around the country.
- The baby is delivered via Cesarean section, which is a polite way of saying that other characters rip Bella's stomach open with their teeth. ("Seriously, they cannot make this into a movie. I cannot imagine for one second how they could make this into a movie appropriate for teenage girls and keep this part in it.")
- Bella becomes a vampire and develops superpowers and has sex with Edward a lot of times.
- Everybody lives happily forever after.
The book does however leave one major unanswered question: What's it like doing it with the undead? "Was it like fucking a popsicle?" Alas, we'll never know.
The book was met with an awful response from the fans and motions to return every copy have been put in place.
After I read Breaking Dawn, I returned it. It was awful and slightly messed up.
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\หfoฬl หbrฤk\ n. 1) A brief number of days in the middle of a semester when students do not attend class, but instead spend an inordinate amount of time in the library researching, memo writing, and outlining. See also mental break down. 2) A week long vacation mid-semester for faculty and administrators.
I spent my fall break studying in the library. My professor spent his fall break at Disney World with his kids.
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When high school chemistry teacher Walter White (Bryan Craston) of Albequerque, NM is diagnosed with lung cancer, he resorts to cooking methamphetamine with a former junkie student to provide for chemotherapy, his 7-month pregnant wife and his son who suffers from cerebral paulsy.
A.K.A. The greatest show on Netflix
A.K.A. The greatest show on earth
Guy 1: hey, you seen Breaking Bad
Guy 2: saw like the first episode but it looks pretty stupid
(Guy 1 proceeds to violently strangle Guy 2)
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