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When ur so hungover the floor becomes the ceiling
Me n my friends played so much APT last night the third floor became the first floor and now I got a ceiling hangover
When a individual discharges, a loaded firearm in their mouth, while sitting upright causing brain matter and blood to be on the ceiling. This is referred to as ceiling spaghetti.
You hear about john?
No what happened?
Oh boy, he suck started a 12 gauge and made some ceiling spaghetti after his lady left him.
Slang term for a pansexual who is a top.
I tried to hook up like this guy last night but he was such a fucking ceiling pan.
conner is such a fucking ceiling pan, he refuses to do anything slightly bottomish.
The career and relationship limitations you create for yourself by getting difficult to conceal tattoos
I got fired from Walmart because my manager saw my racist tattoos, if I’m not employed I break my parole, frickin’ ink ceiling
any reflection of the sun off an irregularly shaped object that creates a jellyfish-like image on the ceiling
"Dude, what's that funky thing on your celing?"
"Which thing?"
"That's funny it moves when you move."
"Really?"
"Yeah ... it must be a ceiling jellyfish coming from your bald head."
"... hmph ... "
A joke that is over your head, like a ceiling. You don't understand it at all.
#1 - "What if soy milk is simply regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?"
#2 - "Dude I don't know Spanish, that's a fucking ceiling joke."
Limitations one faces without a bachelors degree.
no alumni network, etc; the paper ceiling is required for a functional society and pathways to attain the necessary document(s) are essential for evolution.
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Henry Alfred Steinway must acknowledged Henry Alfred Steinway’s’ paper ceiling; Kendall Jenner needs to accept Kendall Jenner’s’ paper ceiling.