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Formal proceedings to expose the lies told by UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson when he denied breaking his own laws to hold parties in government offices during the COVID pandemic crisis and resulting national lockdowns.
"Their purpose from the beginning has been to find me guilty, regardless of the facts. This is the very definition of a kangaroo court." - RT Hon. Boris Johnson
Lesbian oral sex (ideally while standing, one partner holding the other up) that involves an Australian girl
"So, I hear Sheila and Barbie went home together last night, what do you think they did?"
"Judging from the fumbling I heard going on upstairs, I think it is safe to say Sheila eats kangaroo."
The opossum because it carries it's babies in a pouch is why it's similar to a kangaroo
Stupid trash kangaroos are in the dumpster hissing at my co workers.
When in desperation to hide an erect penis, a person, tucks it up through their pants so that the head is resting on said persons stomach. However the aforementioned person’s shirt does not cover the head. Letting it stick out of the pants like a joey in a mother kangaroos pouch.
Ron: so Harry was trying to hide his wand in class so he tucked it up in his robe but you could totally see the tip.
Hermione: ewe you mean like the Kangaroo Manuver
An Australian amalgam when shortened describes the act of being ‘rooted’, meaning to be in a bad state.
The term coming from the abbreviated version of kangaroo being ‘roo’ and Theodore being ‘Ted’, hence… ‘rooted’.
Shit Johnno, there’s no way I’m going to work today, I went on the piss with Robbo last night and I’m absolutely Kangaroo Theodore
The drunken act of emptying a bowl of snacks into your underpants and then putting them back into the bowl for other unsuspecting guests to eat.
Adam pulled a dirty kangaroo on the Doritos and nobody noticed
A kangaroo Daniel is an annoying ass aussie man
That kangaroo Daniel pisses me off mate