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A highly popular and widely pirated automotive TV programme, produced in the UK for BBC Two, and presented by Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and James May. The show is intended to be entertaining, developing running jokes and banter between the hosts, rather than focusing solely on the featured cars. This technique - combined with the perceived attractiveness of the three male hosts - has won it a female as well as male audience, both in the UK and abroad.
"Did you see Top Gear last night?"
"Yeah, that Ascari was classic. Isn't Richard Hammond really cute?"
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To be the number one boy - "top boy"
Gets all the girls, drinks the most drink & is the hardest kid about.
Aaron - "How do you get all the girls rich?"
Rich - "Because i'm fucking top boy!"
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When a girl wakes up the next morning and realizes she has a crusty top of jizz on her head.
After a long night of partying, the whole sorority woke up with cobbler tops.
A person who's entire social circle is built on stealing your friends. You'll introduce them to a friend and before you know it, they are going sliding into their DMs and going out with them the next day, crucially without you.
Mate, introduced my friend to Steve and hes now having drinks with them in Koko without me. What a Top Tarun.
A blowjob. When a girl's mouth is used to contain the gush of cum from your penis. Similar procedure to that used in the BP DeepThroat Horizon Oil spill.
You: How about a Top Kill?
Girl: Sure, baby! Anything to help save the environment! I love penguins!
A guy who doesn't give a flying fuck about consequences.
Many TOP JONGES can be recognised by their hair cut or natural glow from using NIVEA hand cream.
"Oh mate, who scored the last try?"
"I don't know, I was in the ambulance already"
"Top Jonge"