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Blue Balls

The MSM doing everything they can to censor to protect the Democrat party...to the point where no one believes them and they become ineffective and ignored.

The media has Blue Balls when it comes to their effort to change the Cuomo narrative to #MeToo from nursing home deaths.

by AureT March 7, 2021


Blue Balls

When you're the first person to use a Porta-Potty after it's been pumped and the shit you take splashes down so hard the liquid in the Porta-Potty dyes your testicles blue

I had to take a massive dump and that Porta-Potty ended up giving me blue balls

by SativaCyborg710 July 27, 2021


Blue Balls

Blue Balls are folk dancing events for the upper class where the color scheme is primarily blue. The dress code for these exclusive events is all blue (ex. Blue Ball Gowns, or blue suits) and those who do not abide by these rules are not allowed entry. An example of a Blue Ball in pop culture would be the ball in Cinderella. It is recommended that you look up pictures of Blue Balls to truly understand them in all of their blue glory.

"Dorian, are you going to the Blue Ball?"

"Disney loves putting Blue Balls in their princess movies"

by The Gown Maker August 2, 2020


Blue Balls

Something that doesn't fucking exist. End of.

Person 1: "That girl I hooked up with left me with blue balls last night."
Person 2: "But they don't exist idiot."

by SQUIBBLESWORDMASTER April 4, 2022


blue balls

A common affliction among Smurfs.

The Smurf orgy, known as a "Smuckfest", comes but once a year and the average male Smurf may not even come that often, unless he's openminded to everything from bisexuality to smurfing inanimate objects. As long as the gender ratio remains skewed at one Smurfette per hundred Smurfs, the situation surrounding Smurf polyandry is unlikely to improve, leading to nothing but frustration.

A typical Smurf village may have over a hundred residents but only one Smurfette; the total number of female Smurfs to have ever existed is no more than three, and the number of crossdressing, transsexual or transgendered Smurfs may well be zero.

These hopelessly skewed numbers lead to a lot of sexual frustration and many male Smurfs with a severe case of blue balls.

by bitchuck August 26, 2024


Blue Balls

The extreme pain of being left without ejactuation after a blow job. Also it's being cut off and stopped just as your about to C U M.

Ladies. Just let your man cum. don't just stop right as he's about to. so either you let him cum to big booty midget porn or cum in you. don't just stop right as ejactulation is present. in short. BLUE BALLS ARE PRESENT!

by CumTittiesWithBBQSauceIsGood69 May 27, 2021


Blue balls!

The male version of "Period". As when girls say Period, it is quite cringe, so we men say Blue balls! This is just used as a male substition of the phrase Period, anyway please stop reading.

Jessica: I hate men
Julie: Yas girlll Period!
Archan: I hate watermelon people
Mikael: Yas boyyy Blue balls!

by MonkePuggy February 29, 2024