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Like being friend zoned but because they're the wrong sexuality. This can apply with either asker or asked being the wrong sexuality, but it is always heartbreakingly painful
Me: hey, wanna go out with me some time
Every girl ever: I'm sorry... I'm a lesbian?
Me: damn, straight zoned again
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An individual who spends eight semesters in a row at their undergraduate institution, esp. in reference to Simon's Rock College of Bard.
"I can't believe you are going eight straight, I would go crazy if I did that!"
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another word for raw milk used by homophobics such as geoducks.
yo, lets get some milk tea
nahh, can we just get straight milk tea?
um sorry i don't like straight milk you homo
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Straight Plus is to be straight but almost bisexual. When you are straight plus you are attracted to people of either gender, but you to are not fully attracted to either.
Juanita: Did you hear about Kevin?
Kyle: No, what's wrong with him?
Juanita: Nothing, he's just Straight Plus
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The path of moral integrity; following the rules. People who follow the straight and narrow typically abstain from activities such as hustlin, pimpin, and some gangsta shit.
Mobb Deep: "What's up fool? What you been doing?"
Todd: "You know, helping out at retirement homes, building houses for Habitat for Humanity, coaching a peewee soccer team, stuff like that."
Mobb Deep: "All right playa. Good to hear. How you raking in the paper doing all that volunteer work?"
Todd: "Funny you should mention it. I actually dabble in pimpin hos on the side. I run a rather successful operation consisting of 4 or 5 bitches. We turned a substantial profit last quarter. Unfortunately I had to pop a cap in a few bitch niggas who didn't pay up."
Mobb Deep: "Man that's some bullshit, you hypocrite. Either you're in the game or you stick the straight and narrow. There ain't no such thing as halfway crooks."
"This ain't funny so don't you dare laugh
Just another case about the wrong path
Straight and narrow or your soul gets cast
Good night!"
-Slick Rick, "Children's Story"
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Straight edge is basically living a clean life without drugs, drinking and casual sex. It's living a poison free and keeping yourself safe. It is a choice and it does not make you better or worse than anyone. We all make choices and some choose to be straight edge and some don't. Yes, it's true that some people will stop being sXe when they turn 21 but that is just another choice. Straight Edge is a way of life but has now been formed into a trend. Out there, there are true edgers.
1)no drugs
2)no alcohol
3)no promiscuous sex
4) Yes, we do have fun
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Someone that follows the rules to the extent that they miss out on all the fun.
A straight-laced person always hands in projects on time, never goes out of the house past 9:00pm, and goes to old distant relatives' weddings when they could be out partying.
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