Northern Touch

The King of da mawfuckin world !!

Da one who runs shit n exposez dem bitch ass wankstaz

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Northern Rod

A northern rod is a travelling device consisting of an erect penis shaft with an uncanny geographical sense that easily rivals any compass or gps.The first northern rod ever recorded was over a cross canadian roadie near the latter part of a 2010 summer.

Graham was so confident that his northern rod would always point north and lead his fellow blumpkin boys to their destination."

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Northern Valley

A part of north-east New Jersey that consists of Harrington Park, Northvale, Norwood, Old Tappan, Rockleigh, Closter, Demarest, and Haworth. It is also known as "The North Valley" or "The NV".

"Yeah bruh, I grew up in the Northern Valley."

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Northern Belle

Women who unfortunately live in the northern half of the United States. Although they may have the appearance of a Southern Belle...don't let them fool you. Characteristics of these rare creatures include the following:
1. Fast eaters
2. Hate shopping
3. Wear sweatpants (but make them look gooood)
4. Don't have to "put on" their face (because they already have a nice face)
5. Bad drivers

Look mommy, is that a real life Northern Belle???

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northern lights

Blackpool - England

fookin' northern lights

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northern monkey

guy from Whitby who works in London so thinks he isnt a northern monkey

Steve Helm

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northern monkey

Nick name given to a bloke who drives a taxi in knebworth, sleeps for England and moans about debt all day.

FFS is that Northern Monkey not up yet?

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