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Deer Park highschool is probably the worst school you can send your kids to. Half the kids that are white think there black and act like they born and raised in Compton. The sports teams are all ok, but still pretty shitty. The band thinks there all good but honestly no one gives a shit except for them.
It sucks going to Deer Park Highschool I want to move
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When you pick up a girl during sex, spread her legs, grab her shoulders and carry her around making combine noises. Being a John Deere combine.
I harvested the corn last night doing the reverse John Deere with Sara
Having sexual relations with the wife or girlfriend of another man who is in a better socio-economic status
than you. Having an affair with a woman who is
married to someone wealthy.
"Brother, if you get caught poaching the king's deer, you'll end up getting your ass kicked by his bodyguards, or worse!"
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A place filled with a bunch of white trash who support Donald Trump. No diversity here.
Sam are you from Deer Lakes? You don’t support LGBTQ!
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Used to describe a stag (man about to be married at a party), who gets caught in a situation in which he's truly busted.
Jack: So, Nancy saw Joe and Dana at the stag party, huh?
Dan: Yeah, Joe's so a dead deer.
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The term for when someone is involved in a single car accident while intoxicated, and files an insurance claim the following day which lays blame on a fictional deer (or dog, cat, raccoon, etc.) which jumped in the road and caused the accident.
It could also be used describe a drunk driving accident cover-up told to a spouse, child, police officer, or anyone who would seriously frown upon drinking and driving.
Guy #1: "Hey, I heard you crashed your car on the way home from that party last night. "
Guy #2: "Naw, I just jumped the curb and bent my rim avoiding a beer deer." wink wink "I told my wife that I saved Bambi, and I'd do it again if I had to, it's just a car. "
Guy #1: "You're a real piece of work."
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young men who are preyed upon by older women.
a cougar, older woman tries to get with a white tailed deer.. cougars hunt white tailed deer.. or a guy hunted by older women