The surname of someone who proves there is an extreme end of the autism spectrum.
That guy guy licking the wall is such a kirk
a guy that most likely plays the ukulele in his free time and has an adorable laugh. if you ever see his baby photos, prepare yourself cause they are one of a kind
"oh look its baby photos of kirk"
To break something with your mighty hands.
The machine is broken because he kirked it!
A Nonce that either touches kids or dreams about doing so. These rare kirk creatures are usually ginger.
"Hey look at that kirk"
"His ginger hair must be scaring that poor kid he's touching"
a herblike man, one who laughs at everything and adds value wherever he goes.
I wish I was naturally more of a Kirk.
The name of someone who is Aimees boyfriend
“Aimee and Kirk sitting in a twee kissing”
The Minnesota Vikings and Jacksonville Jaguars have players that kirk from them really well.