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What a black man keeps in his tub so he can eat it when he is hungry. Usually a pig or some kind of animal.
Me: Shit nigga, I'm hungry as a mouse.
Derek: Shit, get yo' ass a tub snack.
Me: Yea you!
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When one needs to release a colon cannonball i.e. take a huge shit, one will often state that he or she needs to take a tub. It is often confused with the country bumpkin way of "taking a bath", but everyone knows that its about blowing mud out one's asshole.
"I caught Nick 'taking a tub' last night and the stench almost made me pass out where I stood"
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The fattest person in the world. Of all the fat people in the world, he/she is king.
There goes a Tub of Tubbies, just finished off the whole $1 menu.
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Verb ; act of inserting you erect penis into your partners anus and becoming flacid. Once relaxed, urinating into your parter.
"So glad you made dinner tonight, can't wait for you to fill the tub for me later."
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When, durring intercourse, A man puts his testes in one orifice while his penis in the other.
Extremely hard to do, much like manipulating two dogs into a bathtub.
Dude, that chick's a ho, I put dogs in the tub. Super Loose
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The act of rubbing oneself on the side of a tub to get off, a form of masturbation
Person 1: dude what the hell is tub ledging?
Person 2: oh that's a way of jerking off. My friend Spencer does it all the time.