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What a black man keeps in his tub so he can eat it when he is hungry. Usually a pig or some kind of animal.
Me: Shit nigga, I'm hungry as a mouse.
Derek: Shit, get yo' ass a tub snack.
Me: Yea you!
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When one needs to release a colon cannonball i.e. take a huge shit, one will often state that he or she needs to take a tub. It is often confused with the country bumpkin way of "taking a bath", but everyone knows that its about blowing mud out one's asshole.
"I caught Nick 'taking a tub' last night and the stench almost made me pass out where I stood"
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The fattest person in the world. Of all the fat people in the world, he/she is king.
There goes a Tub of Tubbies, just finished off the whole $1 menu.
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Verb ; act of inserting you erect penis into your partners anus and becoming flacid. Once relaxed, urinating into your parter.
"So glad you made dinner tonight, can't wait for you to fill the tub for me later."
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When, durring intercourse, A man puts his testes in one orifice while his penis in the other.
Extremely hard to do, much like manipulating two dogs into a bathtub.
Dude, that chick's a ho, I put dogs in the tub. Super Loose
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1:When one eats food (especially fast food) in the tub or shower.
2: when coming home from a long sweaty gross day, and you want to shower/bathe and eat at the same time
"I was tub munching after the concert so I didn't have to do it later."