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When you have a sneeze coming and, like a tease, it decides not to just before it happens.
Hold up, gotta sneeze. Ah.. AH- ...God damn Tease Sneeze!
When you not even hard but u still jizzing
"Hey man trisha just walked past my house today and I had a sneezing squidward"
"aww sweet "
"I had to change my pants in the car"
What happens during a blow job when you finish the deed and semen/spit drips out of your mouth and onto the other person's dick
"I was finishing up going down my man, when I ended up sneezing on the dog."
when you sneeze with food and your mouth and it goes spewing everywhere
Do you have any napkins I power sneezed on the table
When somebody from Wisconsin farts
Hey dude, Pull my finger I have a Wisconsin sneeze coming.
An extremely putrid fart. A pass of gas that could be confused as a sneeze from the devil himself.
{while driving in a car with the windows rolled up}
Did satan sneeze? My word, a little warning next time. My nose hairs are burning and I can taste it.
{Windows get rolled down quickly}
when you both cum and sneeze at the same exact time
dude when I was beating my meat I fuckin ghost sneezeed