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When an individual has consumed an inappropriate amount of meat that they have an uncontrollable sneezing fit.
Adam has the meat sneezes from eating to much brisket.
The act of inducing a sneeze in order to speed up a bowel movement.
Jack: I have to take a dump babe.
Jill: Okay, just hurry. The movie starts in 2 minutes
*Jack returns after 1:30*
Jill: That was quick. Why is your nose so runny and your eyes so red?
Jack: I had to snort popcorn salt to induce a constipation sneeze.
Jill: Awh honey I'm so proud of you!
*Lives happily ever after*
A Shotgun-Sneeze is when someone has two sneezes whithin a few seconds of each other, and then in about 30 or so seconds they have two more. Like if you're nose was a dual barrel shotgun and it had to reload.
A party foul where at first you expect a sneeze, prompting friends to say, ‘bless you!’, but end up vomiting with the force of the expected sneeze
Oh my god.. last night while playing True American I sneeze puked off a chair into the lava.
When a lady is on her flow and sneezes. Fucking bloody nightmare.
When someone with a cold starts sassing,
"quit cherry sneezing and mind your business"
Or when you need someone to subtly check you, "shit, girl, did I berry sneeze"
an expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; a vaginal fart
Annabelle tried to conceal her sensual sneeze at the governors ball but to no avail.
When a lady has air and a misty spray liberate from her pudding cove
Jane felt a pink sneeze release as her lover removed the nether rod from her plush mitten.