29 May

Only the hottest and smartest people are born on this day.
If you were born on 29 May I'm jealous of you.
You're such a sexy person you're literally the best person.
People born on this day are smart and also funny

They also like some good sex sometimes.
So if you a girl/boy born on 29 May be proud of you.

A: Who is this girl there?

B: oh that's the new girl from school,i heard she's born on 29 May

A: OH MY GOOD SHES SO HOT!!

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April 29

A day where we acknowledge the gay babies that are in prison! The reason they were put in prison is for subbing to t series and being too pc

Yo Ronnie tomorrow is April 29th! You know what that means?! We have to go to the county prison and honor the gay babies thrown in prison! They fought a real war

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April 29

April 29 is National send nudes to your boyfriend day

April 29 is the day to send nudes to your boyfriend day.

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October 29

The day where your white friend becky tells ur guy friend that looks like dora to go out and become girlfriend and boyfriend and she admits her tik toks are scary

Sareen:"alright becky its time"
becky: " Im so scared because it october 29

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March 29

The day Billie Eilishs incredibly revolutionary album When We All Fall Asleep Where Do We Go was released.

Joe: What day is it?
Andi: March 29th.
Joe: You know what that means?
Andi: Yep! It was the day Billie Eilishs incredibly revolutionary album When We All Fall Asleep Where Do We Go was released.

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January 29

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 29
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."

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November 29

National hangout with Hailey day! You need spend the whole day with her. Parents please let them it’s important!!

It’s november 29 so I need to hangout with hailey

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