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online crush

having a crush on some one you met on the internet. real unfortunate if u dont know how they look like, if they like you back, or if they even exist.

Jeny: omg steve i think i have an online crush on this guy i met online what should i do?

Steve (secretly has a crush on jeny): well ill tell you what IM going to do, first im gonna find him, then im gonna kill him.. MUAHUAHUAHA

Jeny (doesn't like steve much): but what if he doesn't exist?

Steve: um.. what? well i guess theres nothing we can do then

(Jeny's internet crush stalked her myspace profile, found out were steve lived, and killed him)

Jeny: yay my hero! wait.. ur not 18!

(she then grabbed a knife and killed her internet crush)

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by jeny October 5, 2007

87πŸ‘ 69πŸ‘Ž


Gaia Online

The worst invention of anyone on the internet. Collectively known as gaiafags. Spend time being stupid, unfunny attention whores who think they're japanese.

Holy SHIT the concept of Gaia Online is gay.

by Anonytard July 30, 2006

332πŸ‘ 302πŸ‘Ž


gaia online

Not a very known site like "myspace", but in my opinion, its the same, but with games, and not much rape.

"omg, dude, I just got an account on gaia online!"
"wtf is that?"
"Its like myspace, but better!"
"wtf is myspace?"

by Ryuman757 May 18, 2008

48πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


Online Badminton

The term used to describe horny males who "shuttle cocks" across the internet.

Nah, I'm not really as in to Online Badminton as you are.

by UrbanBurgerKing August 4, 2015


Chronically Online

A fatass with no life that sits in their stank ass room all day on social media, they are so disconnected from reality, that they say shit that they hear online or do it.

Person 1: β€œLook at this guy, dressing up as a fucking animal and singing that furry songs stuff.”
Person 2: β€œThat guy is chronically online! He should go hang himself!”

by Nigger hater 22 July 5, 2023

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Salford Online

Salford Online is a State Sponsored News website in the Republic of Salford. Similar to it's Sister website in North Korea, the site always sticks to the Labour Party line or the propaganda spouted by the FΓΌhrer, Heil Ian Stewart.

You read Salford online John? Nah, it's Shite.

by Ottewell November 28, 2013


online learning

something thats supposed to be fun but is actually shit

oliver: hey dude how was online learning
jacob: shit
oliver: i know dude, i know

by 12ssa December 1, 2021