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having a crush on some one you met on the internet. real unfortunate if u dont know how they look like, if they like you back, or if they even exist.
Jeny: omg steve i think i have an online crush on this guy i met online what should i do?
Steve (secretly has a crush on jeny): well ill tell you what IM going to do, first im gonna find him, then im gonna kill him.. MUAHUAHUAHA
Jeny (doesn't like steve much): but what if he doesn't exist?
Steve: um.. what? well i guess theres nothing we can do then
(Jeny's internet crush stalked her myspace profile, found out were steve lived, and killed him)
Jeny: yay my hero! wait.. ur not 18!
(she then grabbed a knife and killed her internet crush)
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The worst invention of anyone on the internet. Collectively known as gaiafags. Spend time being stupid, unfunny attention whores who think they're japanese.
Holy SHIT the concept of Gaia Online is gay.
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Not a very known site like "myspace", but in my opinion, its the same, but with games, and not much rape.
"omg, dude, I just got an account on gaia online!"
"wtf is that?"
"Its like myspace, but better!"
"wtf is myspace?"
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some bs article on buzzfeed or some other pseudo that is named some shit like "which dog species are you, take this quiz!!!!" or "are you gay, answer all questions accurately to find out!!!!!!" no one really cares besides little shits who still think fart jokes are funny, which is why they make them because 90% of the internet is little shits who still think fart jokes are funny
Me: "I'm bored." *goes on buzzfeed* *finds online quiz*
quiz: which power ranger are you, take this quirky quiz!!!!!!
Me: "stfu" *clicks on it anyway*
Terminally online is a psychological condition that occurs when someone has spent so much time online they can no longer function normally in real life.
There is no one aspect of internet usage or any particular website that makes someone terminally online; rather the condition describes the result of said usage, and becoming terminally online can be the result of nearly all online activity done in excess.
Symptoms of being Terminally Online:
-lack of social skills
-extremely esoteric political opinions
-extensive knowledge of chris chan
-apathy to real life success
-inability to relate to peers
-antisocial behavior and beliefs
After spending years on a conspiracy website, Tyler became convinced he is being gangstalked and lost his job. He has become Terminally Online.
Emily spent her entire childhood on Tumblr, and now she cannot form real life relationships due to social anxiety and acute awareness of minor social issues. She has become Terminally Online.
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The most beautiful female to ever exist, she matters so much and is loved by everyone. She belongs here and is so kind, hot, smart and is an overall queen
guy 1:dude do you know ugly..online?
guy 2:oh yeah my favorite person
"How did you get by in Paris?"
"I played a lot of online scrabble with someone named cheeto-breath"