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You canโ€™t be assed to explain again

One person: Iโ€™m so happy

Second person: why
One person: just because

by X_E_M_Y_X November 12, 2019


because

ba-cuse can be used in multiple difrent ways

dam girl nice because
because she dead

by Matthewcase October 12, 2023


Because

Because I'm not responsible for the affliction that renders them in need of somone else's body. Like... YOU did the thing. If I don't need to have sex. You do not need to have sex. If you are not entitled to the use of other people's bodies, then, you are EQUALLY not entitled to the use of a doctor's body to perform an abortion. So, there. Equality. What you want is a consequence free monopoly on the sex-act that requires my support while, simultaneously, I'm being excluded from the sex-act.

Hym "Seriously. I do a thing ๐Ÿ‘ˆ YOU impose a deliberate, retaliatory response framed as a 'consequence' (in spite of the fact that the reaction is not a natural occurrence outside of your conscious will) ๐Ÿ‘ˆ Society is (somehow) not required to remediate said occurrence. YOU do a thing ๐Ÿ‘‰ The natural byproduct of that thing occurs ๐Ÿ‘ˆ it's (somehow) incumbent on society... To remediate. I don't see how that makes sense to you. But that's OK! Because I'm SUPER... Easy to bribe. With sex and money and drugs! So, no. No abortion for you. The fat-cocks can breed you until they can't afford it and then we throw them in a cage. Where they belong."

by Hym Iam October 2, 2023


Because

A reason for something a person does or does not want to have/do/say something.

"Why don't you want to go to bed?"
"Because."

by Imaginary Enemies May 26, 2022


Because

Because I said :D

BECAUSE I SAID

by perfect flamingo March 19, 2018


Not now because no is good!

It means you need to maintain your pizza dough in a better manner. Related to time and temperature. It should just most likely be put in the fridge. Go Fridge!

David no, not now because no is good! Need put fridge! Because pizza!

by Daveperrie79 August 11, 2021


SUKA BLYAT, if you think that it is not funny, because "uuuuh! It was irl! Omg!" Just go eat sand, no one cares

what an ignoarnt edgelord wannabe says not expecting for someone to try and turn it into a copypasta and will prob fail

person A: *imagery representing a racist terrorist group*

person B: wtf

person A: SUKA BLYAT, if you think that it is not funny, because "uuuuh! It was irl! Omg!" Just go eat sand, no one cares

by Average UD writer July 22, 2024