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Pancake Craving

one of the most ruthless feelings a human can feel. a hole in your soul that can only be filled with pancakes. often comes when pancakes are unavailable.

-- I have a brutal pancake craving right now. I need pancakes now, or I will burn this mother down.

-- Is IHOP open?

-- yes.

-- where are my keys?

by JerBearius January 8, 2010

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Backseat Pancake

When you are in the backseat of the car and you're fucking and the female smashes the males balls as flat as a pancake.

I was totally drunk and some fat chick gave me a backseat pancake. I should probably get my balls checked.

by Black man with flat Balls November 21, 2010

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free pancakes

A phrase to be yelled whilst getting raped. Nobody responds to "HELP! I'm getting raped!!" because it is not taken seriously. Everybody responds to "Free Pancakes!"


-FREE PANCAKES!!!

-Oooo, free pancakes! Let's go investigate!

by Mik Offski January 20, 2008

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Pancake Incision

The idea originates from Chappelle's Show. It is slang for a woman who has no butt.

The butt is entirely flat as a pancake.

White Pixie: "What ever happened to some good old fashioned Pancake butt?" "Now that's what mom used to make." "Nice and flat!" "No cupping necessary." "The line starts all the way at the bottom." "It's not even a line." "Just a tiny incision if you will."

A: "Yo check that girl's ass out!"
B: "I don't know what you're talking about! She has a pancake incision."

by 14th Street DC May 18, 2010

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Pissflap pancake

A term used to describe the labia of a woman which has endured many years of wide and varied activities.

There was an old woman,
Who lived in a shoe,
She had so many children,
Her pissflap pancakes would drag along behind her.

by GregorTMS July 13, 2008

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Holy Pancake

an alternative to Holy Cow, Holy Shit, etc. Inspired by a news story about a lady who saw Jesus in her pancake.

Notable quotes:
"I saw what looked like, possibly, what people may imagine Jesus would look like, or Moses."

"We used to say, 'Holy cow,' like everybody else, and after this happened, our new expression is, 'Holy pancake!'."

"I think the message is extremely clear that the world had better clean up its act"

Holy pancake, I just stepped in some dog shit.

by Swiggidy December 6, 2007


Pancake Math

Noun
A mathematical subject far more complex than any other.

Ex.1 “You know that you’re good at math when you can do the pancake roof shingle formula”
“ I heard that if you can do it, they just let you into Harvard”

Ex. 2 “Calc? Smh, I’m in that pancake math shit.”
“Dude, he’s smart.”

by DownInAfrica August 28, 2020